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Angry Aniston iz Angry

raincoaster — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 10:07:34 +0000

Angry Aniston iz angry. Also a little drunk, apparently.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahHollywoodCelebrities

Oh, bitch will FUCK YOU UP, Angie Jo. If she doesn’t pass out first.

where the HELL has raincoaster BEEN, man? (raincoaster)
Mr Depp, those clothes have to come off IMMEDIATELY (Ayyyy)
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John Stamos, recovering nerd (SeriouslyOMG)

If I may be excused a moment of earnestness (and it’s my blog, so what the hell choice do you have, really?) I’d like to thank the blogs that kept linking to me while I was off sick, especially (in no particular order and with excuses for anyone I’ve forgotten, because I’m still on Demerol): BusyBeeBlogger (above and beyond the call), CelebrityDirtyLaundry, HaveUHeard, INeedMyFix, GirlsTalkinSmack, and AgentBedhead. If you kept linking and I left you out, just bitch in the comments or on twitter and I’ll hook you up in the next post.

Herman. Pee-Wee Herman.

raincoaster — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 03:20:28 +0000

Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Pee-Wee Herman

I happen to think Pee-Wee Herman would make a great James Bond, sort of the way David Niven and Woody Allen made great James Bonds in the first filmed version of Casino Royale; which is to say, a James Bond best enjoyed in the company of a half a bottle of something 80 proof. Perhaps, in this case, a heavily-spiked Shirley Temple would be appropriate.

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Jennifer Aniston’s new love

raincoaster — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:29:37 +0000

Mazel tov!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: AgentBedhead

Well, it’s just great to see that Jen has finally moved on.

Johnny Weir presents: Big Bird’s new look links

raincoaster — Wed, 19 May 2010 12:08:24 +0000

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: DListed

I think Big Bird has had a little work done. In other news, I would kill for that jacket. Bet Johnny designed it himself; it does look like I imagine the inside of his head looks. I would wear it to the grocery store in Chinatown and all the little old ladies would go WILD talking about the crazy blonde white girl in the hundred dead birds.

By the way: are you a celebrity/gossip blogger? Rather do drinks than links? Talk to me; I’m starting up a link service for people who’d like to outsource the chore (and be automatically included in link lists). $100 a month gets you a list of links three times a week, minimum 10 links to different blogs. More links, or more frequently, more money, obviously. Every blog that buys into the monthly link service is automatically included in the links, of course, and the more blogs that buy the service the more powerful in terms of Googlejuice and visibility each link will be. Completely custom link lists are also available, but if I’m going to spend two hours looking for links already day in and day out, you’re gonna hafta make it worth my while. Send Viggo with cash.