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Angry Aniston iz Angry

December 18th, 2010
Angry Aniston iz angry. Also a little drunk, apparently.

Angry Aniston iz angry. Also a little drunk, apparently.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahHollywoodCelebrities

Oh, bitch will FUCK YOU UP, Angie Jo. If she doesn’t pass out first.

where the HELL has raincoaster BEEN, man? (raincoaster)
Mr Depp, those clothes have to come off IMMEDIATELY (Ayyyy)
Jon Hamm has a suggestion for you (lolebrity)
Screw that! (ManoloFood)
The world’s greatest horror movie in the works (AgentBedhead)
Justin Timberlake is high-caliber (BusyBeeBlogger)
Mel Gibson sees MUCH younger woman (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Does Julian Assange make your wiki leak? (CeleBitchy)
First couple to fight over eyeliner custody in court (EvilBeet)
Liz Hurley gets the hell out of my way (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Yes, in fact, that IS So Wrong (HaveUHeard)
Look who got the Royal Snub! (INeedMyFix)
John Stamos, recovering nerd (SeriouslyOMG)

If I may be excused a moment of earnestness (and it’s my blog, so what the hell choice do you have, really?) I’d like to thank the blogs that kept linking to me while I was off sick, especially (in no particular order and with excuses for anyone I’ve forgotten, because I’m still on Demerol): BusyBeeBlogger (above and beyond the call), CelebrityDirtyLaundryHaveUHeard, INeedMyFix, GirlsTalkinSmack, and AgentBedhead. If you kept linking and I left you out, just bitch in the comments or on twitter and I’ll hook you up in the next post.

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Herman. Pee-Wee Herman.

October 8th, 2010
Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Pee-Wee Herman

I happen to think Pee-Wee Herman would make a great James Bond, sort of the way David Niven and Woody Allen made great James Bonds in the first filmed version of Casino Royale; which is to say, a James Bond best enjoyed in the company of a half a bottle of something 80 proof. Perhaps, in this case, a heavily-spiked Shirley Temple would be appropriate.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (raincoaster)
Friday Caption Contest: Shadow of a Superstar (Ayyyy)
Katherine Heigl gets the new Colonic Facial (CelebrityBeehive)
Fresh, free-range Hamm (Gawker)
War Dog of the Week (Warning: sappy) (ForeignPolicy)
That’s no lady! (AgentBedhead)
Two minutes and thirty-nine seconds with James Franco (AmyGrindhouse)
Dolph Lundgren is just asking for it (BusyBeeBlogger)
Dora the Explorer on the rocks (CeleBitchy)
Lindsay Lohan is not such a twit anymore (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Kim Kardashian’s snack tray holds a drink (CelebritySmack)
Britney weaned the kids off Cosmos (CityRag)
Cojo vs Ronald McDonald (CojoStyle)
Amy Winehouse crashes a lap (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Wino has “something” up her nose (INeedMyFix)
I SAID, Pull up yo damn pants! (Crunk&Disorderly)
Awww, I bet on Aeschylus (DailyStab)
Sienna Miller loves dressing up in Grandma’s outfits (DListed)
Is Renee Zellweger Bridget Jones or Jennifer Aniston? (EvilBeet)
Gooooood morning, Republicans! (HaveUHeard)
Snooki is a lobster racist! (IBBB)
80′s cartoon trivia quiz (LitelySalted)
Grover stars in new Old Spice campaign (MovieLine)
Amy Winehouse’s Taxi Driver (PerezHilton)
Weird celebrity fetish news (SeriouslyOMG)
Creepy celebrity dolls (ASL)

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Jennifer Aniston’s new love

August 18th, 2010
Jennifer Aniston and Juliette Lewis are registered at Womynsware

Mazel tov!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: AgentBedhead

Well, it’s just great to see that Jen has finally moved on.

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Johnny Weir presents: Big Bird’s new look links

May 19th, 2010

Johnny Weir Big Bird makeover

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: DListed

I think Big Bird has had a little work done. In other news, I would kill for that jacket. Bet Johnny designed it himself; it does look like I imagine the inside of his head looks. I would wear it to the grocery store in Chinatown and all the little old ladies would go WILD talking about the crazy blonde white girl in the hundred dead birds.

By the way: are you a celebrity/gossip blogger? Rather do drinks than links? Talk to me; I’m starting up a link service for people who’d like to outsource the chore (and be automatically included in link lists). $100 a month gets you a list of links three times a week, minimum 10 links to different blogs. More links, or more frequently, more money, obviously. Every blog that buys into the monthly link service is automatically included in the links, of course, and the more blogs that buy the service the more powerful in terms of Googlejuice and visibility each link will be. Completely custom link lists are also available, but if I’m going to spend two hours looking for links already day in and day out, you’re gonna hafta make it worth my while. Send Viggo with cash.

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Ballsy! (Ayyyy)

It’s baaaaaack! (Manolo)

Ray Bradbury, interior decorator (ManoloHome)

Calling opinionated brides (ManoloBrides)

Suck it, Australia! (ManoloBig)

I hope they weren’t used! (TeenyManolo)

Manorexia’s poster boys (AgentBedhead)

Stop the presses: Tila Tequila is dumb???? (AllieIsWired)

Justin Bieber is black (AmyGrindhouse)

Stop the presses: Megan Fox is dumb???? (BricksAndStones)

John Travolta and Kelly Preston replace purse dogs with baby (BusyBeeBlogger)

Wait, Megan Fox really IS dumb (CeleBitchy)

The incredible, buoyant boobies! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

How today’s stars will age (MSNBC)

Dame Elizabeth: Cowboy boots, muumuu, and a king’s ransom in gems (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan’s parole officer is dumb???? (CelebritySmack)

Stop the presses: Bristol Palin’s clients are dumb??? (CelebVIPLounge)

Six Degrees of STDs (CityRag)

Woody Allen’s threesome (CojoStyle)

We nose, NeNe! (Crunk&Disorderly)

Jennifer Aniston has rhinoplasty by photoshop (DailyStab)

Queen of the prom…in San Quentin, in about two months (DListed)

Don’t let her near the diamonds! (Lainey)

This man is my HERO! (EvilBeet)

Stop the presses: Eliza Dushku fans are dumb??? (GabbyBabble)

Stop the presses: Kennedys DRINK??? (Gawker)

Diaper jodhpurs are NEVER a good idea (GoFugYourself)

Red Carpet Slideshow (HaveUHeard)

Prince of Pers- oooooh, sorry, what was I saying? (INeedMyFix)

Hamlet was bulimic? (IBBB)

Ryan Gosling’s blue movie (JustJared)

Edgar Allan Poe’s had a little work done (LitelySalted)

Who you gonna call? (MovieLine)

Johnny Depp in your face! (PerezHilton)

Kylie is magic (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Robert Pattinson on Ellen??? (UKPopSugar)

Marion Cotillard has a sackful of mystery (PopBytes)

Lindsay will have to pull a Polanski (Radar)

Jake is trying to get my attention (SeriouslyOMG)

Ryan Reynolds wears the ugliest superhero costume of all time (TenGossip)

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Jennifer Aniston’s strange whistling sound

April 19th, 2010

JenniferAniston has a whistling sound

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: LitelySalted

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Kiefer. Kiki. Krazy (AgentBedhead)

Miley’s grounded (AmyGrindhouse)

Kiefer experiences “morning after the night before” (BusyBeeBlogger)

Eli Roth just loooooves kids (CeleBitchy)

Polanski still loves kids (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Dita von Teese and the Widelegs of Doom (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton is pleased with her purchases (CityRag)

Danny Glover is too old for this shit! (DailyStab)

Betty White is more awesome than you imagine (DListed)

Amy Winehouse shows off her boobs (EvilBeet)

Charlotte Church sings the British national anthem (GabbyBabble)

Quoth the raven, “Bitch, please.” (GoFugYourself)

The Yodeling Roundup (HaveUHeard)

Kiefer needs rescuing! (INeedMyFix)

One’s Company! (IBBB)

Don’t hang out with Kim Kardashian’s brother (JustJared)

Sad Jen has a sad (LitelySalted)

Angelina is teaching Vivienne how to be a Hollywood superstar (Lolebrity)

Why didn’t Kick Ass? (Movieline)

Grace Jones prefers to work with original lunatics (PerezHilton)

Re-Glee (UKPopSugar)

Hollywood Himbos (PopBytes)

What really caused the Icelandic volcano? (raincoaster)

Two moons!!! (SeriouslyOMG)

The Many Faces of Alan Rickman (TheManyFacesOf)

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