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Amy Poehler’s styling tips

May 26th, 2011

There's Something About Amy Poehler

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: NewYorkPost

As always, about twenty years ahead of the times, so it would seem.

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Julian Assange: where the rage comes from

December 30th, 2010

Oh, Julian, your acolytes will soon make it all better

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahJulianAssange

Oh, we’ve all been there, Julian. Who stood a chance going up against Alan “Velvet Throat” Rickman? This explains so much; so very, very much. Don’t worry, soon your army of Wikisexuals will make this singular failure a distant memory. Also, next time you sleep with the director, wear a condom, ‘k sweetie? That’s where you went wrong.

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Are you on Elvira’s List?

December 23rd, 2010

Like they say, Good girls get ahead. Bad girls get anything they want.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: via Snuh and TrixieTreats

Do YOU make the list?

Jesus has two Daddies! (Warning: extreme cuteness)(raincoaster)

John Cusack then whispered it to attack Piven’s hairpiece (Lolebrity)

Ho, ho, ho! It’s a very 70′s Christmas (Ayyyy)

The secret Santa/Ninja connection (ManoloFood)

Elf you! South Park style cards (AgentBedhead)

RyRey gets ready for me (BusyBeeBlogger)

Keira Knightly gives the men of the world the greatest Christmas present ever (CeleBitchy)

Least Likely Headline Ever: There’s No Paris Hilton Sex Tape (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Yes, the Brittany Murphy story is getting even creepier (EarSucker)

Vanessa Hudgens, Michael Jackson impersonator (FitFabCeleb)

Tiny Goth gnome hides under mushroom (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Zac Efron eats street meat (HaveUHeard)

Pauly D has World’s Worst Hair and His Own TV Show (INeedMyFix)

The 12 films of Christmas (Movieline)

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January Jones and pal in Austin Powers IV: Sex and the Single Fembot

September 9th, 2010

January Jones helpfully clues a new recruit in to fembot seduction techniques

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Gawker

That’s so servicey of January, helping a poor extra with some tips about handling men. The thing is, it’s always best never to laugh at a man, period. If he says he was telling a joke, just say you got carried away watching his “strong jaw.” It doesn’t matter how implausible the lie is, he will believe you.

The Black Hole of fashion (Ayyyy)
Cruise with Captain Charon (raincoaster)
James Franco is a wanker (AgentBedhead)
St Angelina consoles sadly unfabulous Pakistanis (BusyBeeBlogger)
Gaga’s got some meat on her bones at last (CeleBitchy)
Oh come on; next you’ll be telling us her boobs are fake! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The caftan does JSimp no favours (CelebritySmack)
I’m on a (filthy) boat! (CityRag)
This is an awkward triangle! (CojoStyle)
Jennifer Aniston attacking by proxy (DListed)
Billy Ray Cyrus produced a goth? (GabbyBabble)
Taylor Swift has the best hair in the NFL (HaveUHeard)
Someone PLEASE give Dennis Rodman a radio show (INeedMyFix)
Some Twihard’s dreams are coming true! (PerezHilton)
Eli Roth wanted for questioning (Pajiba)
But Mommy IS white trash (PoorBritney)
So Cougartown is bi-curious now? (SeriouslyOMG)

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Catherine Deneuve learns a new trick

July 1st, 2010

Catherine Deneuve learns the elusive Venus Butterfly

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: OldHollywood

Catherine Deneuve is a hard woman to surprise, but the Venus Butterfly, the sexual fillip made famous by L.A.Law, could just about do it. Apparently the network is still getting fan letters begging for the secret.

The real secret: it was on Wikipedia all along. Too bad Wikipedia wasn’t invented until 36 years after Belle De Jour came out.