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George Lucas, Baby Boomer

September 3rd, 2010

Put it down, Grampa. No, we don't want to hear about the time you shot whomp rats

and no, we do NOT want to listen to any more whomp rat hunting stories

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: JustJared via
amyvernon: lookatthisfrakkinggeekster & letthewookiewin & kimmi-page & wedgeantilles & whenthecamerasoff:

The Farce is strong with this one. Look, Gramps, put the lightsaber down and nobody gets hurt. From the looks of this, it’s long past Logan’s Run time for you.

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The Force is not long with this one: Links!

June 24th, 2010

Obama has some words for McChrystal. Words he stole from Darth Vader.

imaj: Wonkette via theoriginaljoefisher via cvxn

In related news…who even knew he was Catholic?

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Elizabeth Taylor vs Plastic Grrl! (TrueSlant)

Bi-curious? (Ayyyy)

Zee Frenssssh! (TheManolo)

This has GOT to be some horrible Freudian metaphor (ManoloHome)

Terror in the Kitchen! (ManoloFood)

About that bottle of Scotch… (ManoloBig)

Buddy got back (problems)? (ManoloMen)

Hit the Target! (TeenyManolo)

Hamlet would not have married her (ManoloBrides)

Jonah, Hexed (AgentBedhead)

Robert Pattinson CARES about us! (AmyGrindhouse)

Amy Winehouse, drama queen? (BricksAndStones)

Clive Owen smells (BusyBeeBlogger)

OK! is a comedy magazine? (CeleBitchy)

The Bride of Wildenstein (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

We have a Gaga DOWN! Repeat: we have a Gaga DOWN! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

ONE LiLo is quite sufficient, thank you (CelebritySmack)

A dandy reason to hang out in cafes (OhTheScandal)

Suri’s tribal tattoos (CityRag)

Not all royals have British Teeth (CojoStyle)

Jimmy Buffet is pro-Margarita, anti-Oilspill (DailyStab)

Five bucks on Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins (DListed)

Daniel Radcliffe does not fancy the Bieber (EvilBeet)

You do NOT go up against Oprah, my friend. (GabbyBabble)

Maybe she could just use the eyeshadow on her legs? (GoFugYourself)

I suspect Gaga (HaveUHeard)

Prince Albert locked down (INeedMyFix)

I’m ok, Britney’s a nutbar? (PoorBritney)

The Hills are alive with the sound of recaps (IBBB)

Ke$ha <3 Star Trek (JustJared)

10 greatest Real Worlders (MovieLine)

George Michael goes Down Under to come out on top (PerezHilton)

RPatz seen with Banksy ex (UKPopSugar)

I think Madame Tussaud’s just “repurposed” the Delta Burke statue (PopBytes)

The man dates Katy Perry: he’s never SEEN those before (SeriouslyOMG)

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Gary Coleman: the jive is strong with this one

May 31st, 2010

Gary Coleman, the jive is strong with this one

imaj: TheFrogman

I can’t do better than to quote TheFrogman:

Rest in peace Gary. When you reach heaven, I assure you, God will inform you what Willis was talking about.

Posted in celebrity, entertainment, fantasy, Gary Coleman, lol, lolebrity, movies, obit, science fiction, Star Wars, television | Comments (2)

Hans Solo for Humpday Links

May 6th, 2010

Hans Solo

imaj: TheBaffled

One little consonant makes ALL the difference. In related news, who knew Lederhosen could be hot? Still, if this guy showed up at my door I’d tell him to lose the shorts IMMEDIATELY.

But he can keep the boots on, that’s for sure!

The “Demi Britney” do…or is that don’t? (Ayyyy)
Everybody Lin Yu Chun tonight! (CelebrityBeehive)
Demivision! (TheManolo)
Framed! (ManoloHome)
Vacuum coffee makers are teh suck? (ManoloFood)
Get tight at your wedding (ManoloBrides)
Zoolander Jr (TeenyManolo)
JSimp is semi-filthy (AmyGrindhouse
E Hassel’s semi-believable snivelfest (DippedInCream)
Adam Sandler, Nicole Kidman, and Jennifer Aniston were reportedly “at it” yesterday (BusyBeeBlogger)
Ooooh, Lady Gaga is going DOWN (CeleBitchy)
KDash has Bieber Fever? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Julia Oopsie-Dreyfus (CelebritySmack)
Never mind that: Miley Cyrus can’t be believed! (DailyStab)
Betty White parties hearty! (INeedMyFix)
Goop 4 poop! (Movieline)
RPattz and KStew are frequent co-flyers (UKPopSugar)