Use the Ignore button, Luke!

img: George Takei on, ironically enough, Facebook

This was nothing compared to finding out Leah was his sister and having to switch from “in a relationship” to “it’s REALLY complicated.”

The Spice Must Flow

imaj: George Takei on Facebook. Yes, Mr Sulu! via the always-awesome Hez

This explains a great deal, and warms the cockles of this old geek hag’s heart.

Julian Assange can I get a fuck yeah

img: LolJulian of course.

Beck was the Hipster Doctor. But you probably never heard of him back then.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Brosnakes

 Once the Doctor went mainstream, he was dead to me. PS: Tom Baker was the original hipster. You know it’s true!

Patrick Stewart TNG Star Trek Star Wars Harry Potter Lord of the Rings

sorse: TheHumanzee

That’s it, ladies and gentlemen. This meme-mashing mindblower cannot be topped. Might as well close the interwebs and go home.

Still here? Okay, fine. Have some celebrity gossip then.

In the cards: in which I freak out a tarot card reader. AGAIN (raincoaster)

Sunday Caption Contest: Spock is Not Impressed with Alexander McQueen (Ayyyy)

Mystery Meat: Sautee Anything! Celebrity Food Truck Concepts. (ManoloFood)

Are YOU a Believer?????/??? Andy Samberg is, thank Tinkerbell! (Lolebrity)

Who is your favorite comedian? And “none of them” is acceptable (CrassTalk)

Rachael Zoe is back, and determined to clothe the world! (BusyBeeBlogger)

I’m wondering if we can enter Rachel Zoe in this (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan pioneers new frontiers in debasement (CelebVIPLounge)

Oh, lookie: Tila Tequila still exists! (CityRag)

Kings of Leon, bums in Dallas (DailyStab)

Reese Witherspoon will ice you! (EarSucker)

Oh, this should end well. Charlie Sheen in charge of his ex-wife’s rehab (FitFabCeleb)

Stars and their Hummers: photos! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Lady Gaga has the largest collection of Ukranian mail order brides in the WORLD! (HaveUHeard)

Kim Kardashian scores a Wang (HollywoodHiccups)

Do you really want to look at Madonna’s W.E.? (INeedMyFix)

Smells like a lawsuit to me, Britney! (PoorBritney)

Gravity! It works on celebrities, too! (PopBytes)

Hugh Jackman, half naked and wet. You’re welcome (SwoonWorthy)

Make It Tso. I'll have a Number One. And what will you have, Number One?

imaj: I wish I knew, but I got this so long ago and it’s been in the queue for so long that the source is lost to time.

In retaliation, everyone in the kitchen called him a total ah so.