Obama is taking orders so I'll have a double Martini
imaj: MushMoosh
Well, that’s a good day’s work. What else can Obama get for you?
Obama has Osama’s paperwork (raincoaster)
We need a decision: which of these classic beauties wore it better (Ayyyy)
Karl Lagerfeld brings the chocolate…if not the taste (ManoloFood)
Mission Accomplished 2.0 (Lolebrity)
Can we get Hamlet updated for bodybuilders? Yes, yes we can. (AgentBedhead)
Can Obama protect us from Charlie Sheen, Free Agent? (BusyBeeBlogger)
Can he get us a good, cheap date? Or do we have to stoop to this date-bidding site? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
PARDON RICK SPRINGFIELD!!! (CelebritySmack)
Can Obama provide a DNA sample? We’re trying to figure out who fathered January Jones’ child (CelebVIPLounge)
Bieber safety: an international concern. Should we take it to the UN? (DailyStab)
Declare Beckam’s Birthday a national holiday! (DippedinCream)
SAVE JENNIFER HUDSON! She is headed for oblivion! (EarSucker)
Can Obama get Miley Cyrus to keep it in her pants? (FitFabCeleb)
Ban the ballcap! Celebrities can afford better, surely? (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Can Obama capture the Canadian terrorist Justin Bieber (HaveUHeard)
In the name of all that is holy, STOP THE CELEBRITY NEPOTISM (HollywoodHiccups)
Can Obama save little Jaden Smith from a life of child labour? (INeedMyFix)
Can he get me an invitation to Goldie Hawn’s ranch, too? (MathewGuiver)
Will he appoint Britney Ambassador? (PoorBritney)
Can we lock Lohan up and throw away the key? (PopBytes)
America needs heroes like these! (SwoonWorthy)
Fight hunger! Feed the celebrities! (TheSkinny)
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