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Sacred Heart of Elizabeth Taylor

September 15th, 2010

Sacred Heart of Elizabeth Taylor

imaj: Johnny, don’t point that gun at me

Gee, and here I thought everyone in Hollywood was Jewish! In this as in all things, @DameElizabeth stands alone.

Bad Girls Make Good Role Models (raincoaster)
Friday Caption Contest: Snooki Edition (Ayyyy)
The David Hassellhoff Paper Doll (smartbitchestrashybooks)
“Tattoos are the Walmart of rebellion” says Tattooed Man (AgentBedhead)
Gaga’s flesh is decomposing (AmyGrindhouse)
You will play this Mad Men gif endlessly (BusyBeeBlogger)
Blake Lively has lost what she treasures most! (CeleBitchy)
Gaga’s ladymeat is “Beefy,” cheap (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Oh, who DOESN’T love Lynda Carter and Pucci? (CelebritySmack)
These poor boys grew up to become Lady Gaga (CityRag)
Cojo’s best and worst (CojoStyle)
Oh, it’s MUTUAL, Gwyneth (DListed)
Get stalked by a celebrity! (EvilBeet)
Here’s to the douchebags (fourfour)
Smells like…desperation (GabbyBabble)
Efron. Zac Efron (GoFugYourself)
Words I thought I would never type: Natalie Portman in Toronto! (INeedMyFix)
Rachel Bilson is homeless? (JustJared)
Conan questioned on Pedobear (MovieLine)
KStew bites the hand that breeds her (PerezHilton)
Happy Birthday, SPresFed (PoorBritney)
Marc Jacobs and his posse of stick insects (UKPopSugar)
Does this mean Jimmy Kimmel is f—-ing Kanye now? (SeriouslyOMG)

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Peaches and Heeb

September 3rd, 2010

Peaches and Heeb: Reunited and it feels like a photo-op

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: HolyMoly

But seriously, the only things that set Peaches Geldof apart from the rest of her sordid tribe are the chinlessness and the fact that she’s wearing Eli Roth‘s studded cock ring on her wedding finger. Indeed, as I said on another site, thanks to modern aesthetic technology, fugtards like Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis and Snooki are actually rendered presentable; however, the ongoing trainwreck of Peaches Geldof shows us that it can go only so far.

By the way, the headline was given to me by a Tumblr-er. We want to make this A Thing. Can we count on you, dear reader?

Hot Tub Hobo! (raincoaster)
Fashion Wars: USA vs India (Ayyyy)
Director Wars 3-D! (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan goes to war (AllieIsWired)
The War On Gay Spies Is So Gay (TheAwl)
For god’s sake, Kellan, put on some armor! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Debuting the Kim Kardashian line of spiked breastplate (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Michael Bay launches attack on Bosnia (CelebritySmack)
It’s Starlet vs Celebutante in the war of the column inches! (CityRag)
Jessica Alba’s feet taken prisoner (CojoStyle)
Hunk-off! McConaughey vs Phillipe! (HaveUHeard)
Yoko Ono’s war on taste (INeedMyFix)
The War on Drugs is over (PerezHilton)
Blogger vs blogger over Britney! (PoorBritney)

Kosher!

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Mel Gibson blames the beaver

July 17th, 2010

mel gibson and his famous antisemitic beaver

imaj: theFrogman via TheDailyWhat

Poor, persecuted Mel Gibson; he wouldn’t be the first man to blame it on the beaver. But can he escape the clutches of Ninjew???

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The Poopmobile

February 7th, 2010

imaj: PunditKitchen

Just a reminder: if you want to make your dreams of eternal glory come true, there’s no better place to start than by doing some of MY work for free! Yes, you too can contribute to Lolebrity and help give me the weekends off so I can enjoy a nice hangover in peace almost as if I was a civilized person. Just check out the guide on the Kunt Tribute page and become a VIP Lolebrity Kunt Tributor just like the fabulous and decorative Paisley Pajamas, Metro, or eagleapex.

Won’t Mother be so proud?