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Happy New Year 2010 -> 2011

December 31st, 2010
aka Karel Pope

aka Karel Pope

imaj: GeniusPhilsWay

Could I be any readier to say goodbye to this worm’s rectum-sucking, meth-addled, sad/scary clown of a year? No, I think not. Raise a glass of your favorite beverage with me and Judy Garland, and bid adieu and bon débarras to 2010.

Or kill one, as the case may be

or kill one, as the case may be

imaj: snuh

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oldhollywood:

Dear 2010: Kiss My Ass. Sincerely: Everyone.

Bye Bye, Sweets, I'm dumping you for 2011

Bye Bye, Sweets, I'm dumping you for 2011

imaj: Peek:Keep

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Larry King is no angel!

November 10th, 2010
Larry King is no angel unlike his guests

Have you ever played the Larry King Game?

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Mattchew03

The Larry King game is awesome fun for the whole jaded family: just pick two guests so antithetical to one another that it’s inconceivable that any show would book them in the same week, let alone in the same hour, and POOF! You’re as good as Larry’s actual booker. Most unspeakably hilarious and implausibly plausible combo wins.

Isabella Rossellini fills the convents! (raincoaster)

Parker Posey is no angel either (Ayyyy)

Putin aside temptation (Lolebrity)

Industry Swiftly makes Kanye prOn (AgentBedhead)

Conan O’Brien is a cunning linguist (BusyBeeBlogger)

Adrien Brody is pursued by a succubus from Hell (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Angels get pregnant? (CelebritySmack)

Celebrity hobos (CityRag)

Cojo eulogizes Liz Hurley’s dress (CojoStyle)

Recession fashion tips from Vivienne Westwood (CyberBoris)

Kanye in the Sky with a microphone? (DailyStab)

Anne Hathaway is Jake Gyllenhaal’s guardian angel (EvilBeet)

Don’t EVER touch Charlie Sheen’s watch (Earsucker)

These are your people’s choices (GabbyBabble)

and deliver us from Speidi (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Un-chain Hilary Swank’s heart (GoFugYourself)

A Kardashian is judging you (HaveUHeard)

Russell Brand leaves his wife for Prince Charles (INeedMyFix)

Victoria Beckham and her incubus step out in daylight (JustJared)

Shalit be time for trading places? (Movieline)

The government hates your boss too (PerezHilton)

and in related news, Castro is still alive (PoorBritney)

Before Pee-Wee! (SeriouslyOMG)

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Chuck Norris’ career change

November 2nd, 2010
NunChucks. Geddit?

NunChucks. Geddit?

imaj: FuckYeahBlasphemy

Really, though, Sister Act would have been much more entertaining this way.

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Beavis and Popehead

October 4th, 2010
pope beavis and butthead

pope beavis and butthead show you the napkin trick

imaj: Snuh

You can see why the sequel never really took off, although the Saudi impersonation episode was popular in Riyadh.

Sesame Street True Mud (CelebrityBeehive)
Quiz: What kind of celebrity would you be? (raincoaster)
Last shot at caption contest (Ayyyy_
Under the Planet of Son of Showgirls (AgentBedhead)
You can’t fool me: those aren’t virgins! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Sad Keanu makes one man happy (CeleBitchy)
Kim Kardashian takes Lurch for a walk (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Get Your Yank On (HaveUHeard)
50 Handler? Chelsea Cent? (INeedMyFix)
The REAL Britney Spears!!!!! ZOMG Scandale!!! (PoorBritney)

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Emma Watson is evolving…

October 1st, 2010
Emma Watson IS Richard Dawkins in the sickest sitcom of the year

Emma Watson IS Richard Dawkins in the sickest sitcom of the year

imaj: 420Chan

I’m not sure if that’s evolution or devolution, actually.

Angels are devils (raincoaster)
Lady Gaga is an ape (Ayyyy)
Survival tips for meeting the savage Naomi Campbell (CelebrityBeehive)
The end of civilization as we know it (AgentBedhead)
This will probably be the most beautiful child ever made (BusyBeeBlogger)
Some fine DNA dodged a bullet with this one (CeleBitchy)
Meanwhile, Gisele is spreading hers around (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Hairless ape has, yes, another book deal (DailyStab)
This is like crossing a Shetland Pony and a Mastodon (HaveUHeard)
Vestigal celebutard, the last of its species, manages to survive (INeedMyFix)
RIP James Dean (Lolebrity)
Former child stars butt heads to establish dominance (PerezHilton)
For conspiracy fans: The Midwich Rockers Approacheth! (PregnancyFashion)

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