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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two Guy Fawkes Masks and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine marchers marching, eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten bankers jumping, nine marchers marching, eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven heads a-talking, ten bankers jumping, nine marchers marching, eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

That’s right!

Twelve drummers drumming, eleven heads a-talking, ten bankers jumping, nine marchers marching, eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby!

Whew! I dunno about you, but now I need some organic, free-range rum and soynog.

Hipster Jesus knew God before He got big

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I’m pretty sure I saw that guy hanging out at the Dunlevy Snack Bar yesterday. Hipster Jesus is EVERYWHERE!

y u troll, ur holiness?

imaj: Joe Martinez via Eric Spring on G+

But…y?

While we’re at it, y U no stick up for nyms on G+, ur holeenizz?

While we’re at it, here’s video of the Dalai Lama and Desmond Tutu hanging out on G+.

Jesus wants you to follow him and while you're at it, he'd appreciate a Circle Back too

Your Special Thought for a Sunday. Someone needs to tell this dude that social media is not a numbers game.

Dalai Lama and Mister Rogers are OG 4 EVA

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Retrogasm

This, incidentally, is the first recorded occurrence of the “terrorist fist bump.”

Animal Hats of the Rich and Famous (raincoaster)

Oh! Livia! (Ayyyy)

The Things I Do for You People! (ManoloFood)

Darth Vader, social media master of disaster (Lolebrity)

Is this part of an LRon approved diet? (AgentBedhead)

One less candidate for Celebrity Rehab (BusyBeeBlogger)

Playgirl, RPattz, and you already clicked this didn’t you? (CelebDirtyLaundry)

No, Kat, “WeHo” isn’t a descriptor. (CelebritySmack)

Ben Affleck might have a career after all (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Some traumas you never overcome (CityRag)

Kelly Clarkson assumes holding pattern (DailyStab)

Playgirl wants to bag a Silver Fox (EarSucker)

Grizzlies don’t whine! (FitFabCeleb)

Does pigeontoe cause crosseye, Alexa? (GirlsTalkinSmack)

JUSTIN! NOT IN PUBLIC!!! (HaveUHeard)

Rihanna untapped! (HollywoodHiccups)

Stern ‘n Sexy in Rolling Stone (INeedMyFix)

The “ugly bridesmaid dress” effect, with cheerleaders! (MathewGuiver)

Blogger busts Brit-Brit cherry (PoorBritney)

The family that rehabs together… (PopBytes)

Ellen Pompeo’s bizarre nipple situation (TheSkinny)

Wrap it or suck it, Ryan (TheSkinnyChic)