Pick that up and put it back where it belongs

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Ayyyy

You know, I hate blogging about the Kardashians. The patriarch got famous as a pal and lawyer of a famous wrongful death suit loser, the daughter got famous because of a sex tape and stays famous because of her ass, and the others are famous because…because television has run out of interesting people to feature? Ya got me.

But, to anyone who offers me a good punchline, the least I can do in my gratitude is to blog about them. So, thanks, Kim. Now pick that up this instant! Have you never heard of yoga?

Hugh Hefner will have you know he does not swallow!

imaj: Hugh Hefner on Twitter via MollsSheWrote

Tastes like asparagus? Don’t worry, once you get used to it you’ll be swallowing like a pro, Hugh. I’m sure you’ve had worse things in your mouth. Cheers!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: LitelySalted

Hey, a Golden Girl’s gotta make a living. And she was fantastic in The Hard-On Girls!

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