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That Kardashian Style

raincoaster — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 08:15:09 +0000

Kim Kardashian is Tawdry Hepburn

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: StyleWithAnna

Yes, Kim Kardashian, reality princess and famous amateur pornstar, is the epitome of style and grace, an absolute Sabrina, at least to those who think Snooki is this generation’s Mary Tyler Moore.

And they DO exist.

Anderson Cooper goes incognito

raincoaster — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 08:30:31 +0000

Anderson Cooper is going to have a BIG surprise when he gets there

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Gawker

Either that or the next remake of Donnie Darko is gonna be even stranger.

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Kim Kardashian’s fall from grace

raincoaster — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 02:38:20 +0000

Pick that up and put it back where it belongs

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Ayyyy

You know, I hate blogging about the Kardashians. The patriarch got famous as a pal and lawyer of a famous wrongful death suit loser, the daughter got famous because of a sex tape and stays famous because of her ass, and the others are famous because…because television has run out of interesting people to feature? Ya got me.

But, to anyone who offers me a good punchline, the least I can do in my gratitude is to blog about them. So, thanks, Kim. Now pick that up this instant! Have you never heard of yoga?

Hugh to technology

raincoaster — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:42:35 +0000

Hugh Hefner will have you know he does not swallow!

imaj: Hugh Hefner on Twitter via MollsSheWrote

Tastes like asparagus? Don’t worry, once you get used to it you’ll be swallowing like a pro, Hugh. I’m sure you’ve had worse things in your mouth. Cheers!