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		<title>Karl Lagerfeld vs Yoko Ono!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 17:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[imaj: Lolebrity sorse: Gawker Poor Karl Lagerfeld. Doesn&#8217;t he know what she did to the Beatles? To the Prime Minister of Canada? Amazon.com Widgets]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_4009" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 509px"><a href="http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Yoko-and-Karl-Lagerfeld-grapple-for-their-lives.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4009" title="Yoko and Karl Lagerfeld grapple for their lives" src="http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Yoko-and-Karl-Lagerfeld-grapple-for-their-lives.jpg" alt="Yoko and Karl Lagerfeld grapple for their lives" width="499" height="563" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Yoko and Karl Lagerfeld grapple for their lives</p></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Poor Karl Lagerfeld. Doesn&#8217;t he know what she did to <a title="Oh John, look what you've done!" href="http://beatlesnumber9.com/breakup.html" target="_blank">the Beatles</a>? To <a title="She made him pull out. Probably not the first woman to do so" href="http://pushedleft.blogspot.com/2011/04/yoko-ono-made-youtube-pull-video-of.html" target="_blank">the Prime Minister of Canada</a>?</p>
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		<title>John Lennon, Hogwarts Hoodlum</title>
		<link>http://lolebrity.net/2011/03/17/john-lennon-hogwarts-hoodlum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 04:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[imaj: Lolebrity sorse: LifeIsGood Until Fred and George Weasley arrived, John was the uncrowned king of hijinks at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_3779" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 710px"><a href="http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/John-Lennon-Paul-McCartney-explain-Victoria-Station.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-3779" title="John Lennon Paul McCartney explain Victoria Station" src="http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/John-Lennon-Paul-McCartney-explain-Victoria-Station.jpg" alt="John Lennon takes advantage of his Prefect status as Paul keeps an eye out for Professor Dumbledore" width="700" height="430" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">John Lennon takes advantage of his Prefect status as Paul keeps an eye out for Professor Dumbledore</p></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Until Fred and George Weasley arrived, John was the uncrowned king of hijinks at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.</p>
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		<title>John Lennon vs the critics</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 03:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[imaj: Lolebrity sorse: PUNTO Holy shit! It&#8217;s not like dealing with those pussycats at Rolling Stone, eh John? Happy Halloween from 1928 (raincoaster) This Bear Jew takes no prisoners (Lolebrity) How to dispose of the body (ManoloFood) US now exporting celebrity wingnuts (CelebrityBeehive) Crocman stalks Hollywood! (Ayyyy) Shirley Manson recycles Garbage (AgentBedhead) Jason Statham is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_3353" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 559px"><a href="http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/John-Lennon-shot-by-overzealous-music-critic.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-3353" title="John Lennon shot by overzealous music critic" src="http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/John-Lennon-shot-by-overzealous-music-critic.jpg" alt="John Lennon shot by overzealous music critic" width="549" height="742" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">John Lennon shot by overzealous music critic</p></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Holy shit! It&#8217;s not like dealing with those pussycats at Rolling Stone, eh John?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a title="this will creep you right out and make you realize how bad contemporary films can be" href="http://raincoaster.com/2010/10/31/happy-halloween-from-me-some-afghani-kids-and-edgar-allan-poe/" target="_blank">Happy Halloween from 1928</a> (raincoaster)<br />
<a title="The bear jew halloween costume" href="http://lolebrity.net/2010/10/31/halloween-costume-of-the-day-eli-roths-bear-jew/" target="_blank">This Bear Jew takes no prisoners</a> (Lolebrity)<br />
<a title="The pun at the end is worth it" href="http://manolofood.com/the-gourmets-companion/" target="_blank">How to dispose of the body</a> (ManoloFood)<br />
<a title="They grow best in California, of course" href="http://www.celebritybeehive.com/blog/randy-quaid-and-wife-give-crazy-interview-on-gma-watch-it-here.html" target="_blank">US now exporting celebrity wingnuts</a> (CelebrityBeehive)<br />
<a title="Emma Roberts just had the worst blind date ever" href="http://ayyyy.com/2010/10/30/saturday-caption-contest-emma-roberts-edition/" target="_blank">Crocman stalks Hollywood!</a> (Ayyyy)<br />
<a title="That's garbage!" href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/shirley-manson-announces-new-garbage-albumtour/" target="_blank">Shirley Manson recycles Garbage</a> (AgentBedhead)<br />
<a title="and then he went to his scrapbooking club meeting" href="http://www.busybeeblogger.com/2010/11/01/jason-statham-shoots-safe-in-philly/" target="_blank">Jason Statham is unsafe at any speed</a> (BusyBeeBlogger)<br />
<a title="a little valtrex will take care of that" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/124246/katy_perry_got_a_mysterious_rash_during_her_honeymoon_shock/" target="_blank">Katy Perry has a bad case of Russell Brand</a> (CeleBitchy)<br />
<a title="This is the best gift he could have given her" href="http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2010/11/01/charlie-sheen-files-divorce-surprises-brooke-mueller/" target="_blank">If these two crazy kids can&#8217;t make it, then who can?</a> (CelebDirtyLaundry)<br />
<a title="He's a lucky dawg" href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2010/11/01/courteney-cox-no-divorce/" target="_blank">Cougar keeps her dog on leash for now</a> (CelebritySmack)<br />
<a title="Pickle Surprise!" href="http://www.cojostyle.com/2010/11/01/which-celeb-had-the-best-halloween-costume/" target="_blank">Horrifying celebrity Halloween costumes</a> (CojoStyle)<br />
<a title="Demi Lovato is drying out...at 18" href="http://www.dailystab.com/demi-lovato-quits-tour-and-has-checked-into-a-treatment-center/" target="_blank">So that&#8217;s ONE blind item solved</a> (DailyStab)<br />
<a title="She looks a little different" href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2010/11/01/shaq-does-beyonce-in-drag/" target="_blank">Beyonce returns from Sweden</a> (EvilBeet)<br />
<a title="Induces a fetal curl defensive posture in most men" href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2010/11/taylor-swift-to-launch-her-own-fragrance.html" target="_blank">The scent of revenge!</a> (GabbyBabble)<br />
<a title="No bull" href="http://girlstalkinsmack.com/did-they-register-for-that/" target="_blank">Katy and Russell get even more bull</a> (GirlsTalkinSmack)<br />
<a title="Bieber also has better hair" href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2010/11/dude_wheres_my_fug110110.html" target="_blank">Demi Moore tortures a child</a> (GoFugYourself)<br />
<a title="She's such a tit" href="http://haveuheard.net/celebrities-dress-up-for-halloween-2010-photos/" target="_blank">Kim Kardashian&#8217;s Halloween costume is definitely not a Treat</a> (HaveUHeard)<br />
<a title="How could they tell?" href="http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2010/11/01/rihanna-dresses-up-for-halloween-photos-fur-coat-peta/" target="_blank">Rihanna dresses up for Halloween</a> (INeedMyFix)<br />
<a title="The Hunk in the White City" href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/11/01/leo-dicaprio-to-play-serial-killer-dr-hh-holmes/" target="_blank">Leo DiCaprio is going to be a serial killer</a> (JustJared)<br />
<a title="this just an elaborate joke, right?" href="http://perezhilton.com/2010-11-01-audrina-patridge-talks-about-new-vh1-reality-show" target="_blank">She has FANS?</a> (PerezHilton)<br />
<a title="Becoming Britney" href="http://www.poorbritney.com/blog/becoming-britney-the-musical/" target="_blank">The greatest musical triumph since Springtime for Hitler</a> (PoorBritney)<br />
<a title="It's true!" href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=15111" target="_blank">Kristy McNichol is ageless</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
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		<title>Imagine: if John Lennon were still around</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 03:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[imaj: Lolebrity sorse: SafeAsMilk Happy Birthday, John Lennon. If you&#8217;d not been shot down by Mark David Chapman, you&#8217;d be 70 years old today and, guess what? You&#8217;d STILL be younger and prettier than Yoko. But Sean turned out awfully pretty, in an insufferably Baudelairian hipsterish way.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_3239" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 559px"><a href="http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/John-Lennon-Sean-Impression.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-3239" title="John Lennon Sean Impression" src="http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/John-Lennon-Sean-Impression.jpg" alt="John Lennon would get drunk and do his Sean Impression" width="549" height="850" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Certain nights, John Lennon would get drunk and do his Sean Impression</p></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Happy Birthday, <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?ie=UTF8&#038;keywords=John%20Lennon&#038;tag=raincoast-20&#038;index=blended&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325">John Lennon</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=raincoast-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /></strong>. If you&#8217;d not been shot down by Mark David Chapman, you&#8217;d be 70 years old today and, guess what? You&#8217;d STILL be younger and prettier than <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBetween-Head-Sky-Yoko-Ono%2Fdp%2FB002EBDNQ6%3Fie%3DUTF8%26qid%3D1286682409%26sr%3D8-15&#038;tag=raincoast-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325">Yoko</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=raincoast-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /></strong>. But Sean turned out awfully pretty, in <strong><a title="No, Sean Ono Lennon will NOT be speaking to you" href="http://ayyyy.com/2009/10/08/sean-lennon-they-grow-up-so-fast/" target="_blank">an insufferably Baudelairian hipsterish way</a></strong>.</p>
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		<title>John Lennon ar the lolrus</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[imaj: lolbeatlz sorse: sum farked up dreem George had wun nite But everbuddy noes da lolrus wuz Paul]]></description>
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sorse: sum farked up dreem George had wun nite</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">But everbuddy noes <a title="i noo dat" href="http://www.csicop.org/si/2006-01/strange-world.html" target="_blank"><strong>da lolrus wuz Paul</strong></a></p>
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