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I think Big Bird has had a little work done. In other news, I would kill for that jacket. Bet Johnny designed it himself; it does look like I imagine the inside of his head looks. I would wear it to the grocery store in Chinatown and all the little old ladies would go WILD talking about the crazy blonde white girl in the hundred dead birds.

By the way: are you a celebrity/gossip blogger? Rather do drinks than links? Talk to me; I’m starting up a link service for people who’d like to outsource the chore (and be automatically included in link lists). $100 a month gets you a list of links three times a week, minimum 10 links to different blogs. More links, or more frequently, more money, obviously. Every blog that buys into the monthly link service is automatically included in the links, of course, and the more blogs that buy the service the more powerful in terms of Googlejuice and visibility each link will be. Completely custom link lists are also available, but if I’m going to spend two hours looking for links already day in and day out, you’re gonna hafta make it worth my while. Send Viggo with cash.

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Ballsy! (Ayyyy)

It’s baaaaaack! (Manolo)

Ray Bradbury, interior decorator (ManoloHome)

Calling opinionated brides (ManoloBrides)

Suck it, Australia! (ManoloBig)

I hope they weren’t used! (TeenyManolo)

Manorexia’s poster boys (AgentBedhead)

Stop the presses: Tila Tequila is dumb???? (AllieIsWired)

Justin Bieber is black (AmyGrindhouse)

Stop the presses: Megan Fox is dumb???? (BricksAndStones)

John Travolta and Kelly Preston replace purse dogs with baby (BusyBeeBlogger)

Wait, Megan Fox really IS dumb (CeleBitchy)

The incredible, buoyant boobies! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

How today’s stars will age (MSNBC)

Dame Elizabeth: Cowboy boots, muumuu, and a king’s ransom in gems (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Stop the presses: Lindsay Lohan’s parole officer is dumb???? (CelebritySmack)

Stop the presses: Bristol Palin’s clients are dumb??? (CelebVIPLounge)

Six Degrees of STDs (CityRag)

Woody Allen’s threesome (CojoStyle)

We nose, NeNe! (Crunk&Disorderly)

Jennifer Aniston has rhinoplasty by photoshop (DailyStab)

Queen of the prom…in San Quentin, in about two months (DListed)

Don’t let her near the diamonds! (Lainey)

This man is my HERO! (EvilBeet)

Stop the presses: Eliza Dushku fans are dumb??? (GabbyBabble)

Stop the presses: Kennedys DRINK??? (Gawker)

Diaper jodhpurs are NEVER a good idea (GoFugYourself)

Red Carpet Slideshow (HaveUHeard)

Prince of Pers- oooooh, sorry, what was I saying? (INeedMyFix)

Hamlet was bulimic? (IBBB)

Ryan Gosling’s blue movie (JustJared)

Edgar Allan Poe’s had a little work done (LitelySalted)

Who you gonna call? (MovieLine)

Johnny Depp in your face! (PerezHilton)

Kylie is magic (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Robert Pattinson on Ellen??? (UKPopSugar)

Marion Cotillard has a sackful of mystery (PopBytes)

Lindsay will have to pull a Polanski (Radar)

Jake is trying to get my attention (SeriouslyOMG)

Ryan Reynolds wears the ugliest superhero costume of all time (TenGossip)

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Butt whut ar dey doing on her hed?

Friday Caption Contest: Skeletal Edition (Ayyyy)

Fame hasn’t changed James Cameron (AgentBedhead)

Duckface a deux (AllieIsWired)

Someone bought the cow (AmyGrindhouse)

Taylor Lautner, action man (BricksAndStones)

Betty White wins the SuperBowl (BusyBeeBlogger)

Bent it like Beckham (LaughingStork)

Duckface denied (CeleBitchy)

This is Paris Hilton’s autobiography (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Motley Crue’s show apparently not as interesting as the audience (CelebrityMound)

Dr Death is Bad, so bad, you know it (CelebritySmack)

The Poopmobile (Lolebrity)

JLo loves her tard (CityRag)

Blogger vs Bullock (CelebrityVIPLounge)

The REAL reason for the Ginger Hate (CelebBuzz)

Andre Leon Talley wants to be on Top (Crunk+Disorderly)

Britney’s visiting her old haunts (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Five Also-Rans (Gawker)

Carrie Underwood won the Superbowl? (DailyStab)

ARod working his way through Hollywood (DanasDirt)

Donatella Versace does NOT go au naturel (DListed)

Kendra Wilkinson plays the Crying Game (EvilBeet)

Kendra Wilkinson speaks! (GabbyBabble)

Kiefer consumes solid food (HaveUHeard)

St Brangelina reunited (HollywoodBackwash)

Jenna Jameson gets a Princess Leia makeover (HollywoodRag)

Hilary Duff wigs out (HollywoodTuna)

Pink’s whiteout (INeedMyFix)

Dr Ruth’s new look (IBBB)

Levi Johnson Desperate for attention (JanetCharltonsHollywood)

Sandra Bullock chooses couture (JustJared)

Beyonce floored! (LitelySalted)

Who IS that? (MaterialBitch)

Inside the Oscars (MovieLine)

Kanye doesn’t care about wait people (PerezHilton)

Ed not so Hardy under fire (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Valentines Day comes early in Hollywood (PopSugar)

Not the first government bailout (WizbangPop)

What Jay-Z wakes up to (PopBytes)

Clone Farrah Fawcett (Radar)

Justin Timberlake gets a makeover (SeriouslyOMG)

The Invincible Onion Ring (SocialiteLife)

Superbowl Ad Superbowl (SquareEyes)

Gerard Butler displays his assets (TenGossip)

JGar in gumboots (TheSkinny)

Leif Garrett is a rentboy (WOW)

Another Knowles to kick around? (YBF)

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Bum, ba-BUM bump! No, that was not an earthquake; it was Jennifer‘s granny-pantied butt hitting the stage at the American Music Awards. My theory? Manolo Blahnik greased the bottom of her shoes in payback for “Louboutins“

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