You tell 'em girl! No unicorn, no Shakira!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: JustJared

Workers! To the barricades! We must support the struggles of celebrities for their equal rights! And why, after all, should Shakira have to go without a unicorn when Mariah has one? Oh, the injustice! It wounds! I bleed…

Lindsay Lohan is tanned, rested and ready for the postman

imaj: Val via mattchew03

Honestly, she looks like he’s run her bell a few times already. I can’t really snark on this one too much, because actually I love that song. #secretemo

The stories that came out when she was filming the video were the first ones to really stop me and make me think, “This girl is fucked up,” and the song itself is what first made me realize she was actually talented enough for that to be a shame.

Britney Spears Weave got a problem

imaj: Lolebrity

sorse: cvxn:kiamatthews:carlovely:-alykhatesyou

Oh, Britney! Won’t you think of the paparazzi and buy a goddamn hat? I have bath mats that look more like a head of hair than this mess. Next time do NOT get the weave at the mall place that takes food stamps.

Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.

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Truck that, chef! (ManoloFood)
Ask Auntie Plumcake (ManoloBig)
A lil drinkie-poo? (TeenyManolo)
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A hem! (ManoloMen)
Elvis, now with 75% more Awesome (AgentBedhead)
Brad Pitt’s moneyballs (BusyBeeBlogger)
Taste the Gaga! (CeleBitchy)
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Happy Restraining Order Day! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
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Inflation on the Jersey Shore (HaveUHeard)
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