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The Beatles stage something new

August 20th, 2010

The Photography Intervention was painful for everyone, but it had to be done

Oh, SNAP!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: safeasmilk: lunchboxoddsox

Tragically, Ringo never fully recovered from the Photography Intervention of ’67, and soon left the band, to be replaced by an inflatable “Ringo” doll that had been manufactured in Japan. No-one noticed the substitution except his girlfriend, who declared it quite an improvement.

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Old Pop Stars Never Die!

August 14th, 2010

zombie pop stars by ben brown

imaj: thedailywhat: Ben Brown: streetanatomy

It’s true. They never die, they just become material for muzak compilations, which is a far greater tragedy when you think about it. And now, to today’s zombie-themed gossip roundup:

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Hollywood’s cruellest special effect (Ayyyy)
Keith Richards is a zombie (raincoaster)
raincoaster on the radio! (TheShebeenClub)
This blind item leads to undying infamy for “Interesting Nickname” (AgentBedhead)
Kanye wants braiiiinnssssssssssss! (AmyGrindhouse)
Zombie Karl Lagerfeld rolls with a hot pants posse (BusyBeeBlogger)
The Mummy speaks: backtracks (CeleBitchy)
Would a silver bullet work on this one? She MUST BE STOPPED (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The timeless (and possibly immortal) Osbourne family (CelebritySmack)
Crunk is not dead (CityRag)
It’s the END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (CojoStyle)
Wrestlers fail the immortality test (CelebrityFashionWatcher)
Conan rises from the dead! (DailyStab)
The Mommy Speaks! (DListed)
Undying divas: JLo and LTay (Lainey)
He’s no druggy, he just heard they were preservatives! (EvilBeet)
Presenting the pagan priestess of pop (GoFugYourself)
The Eternal Empress of Romcom slaughters Bill O’Reilly (HaveUHeard)
Jersey Shore sacrifices your childhood dreams (IBBB)
The Ladyparts That Will Not Die just swallowed another victim (JustJared)
Interview with the vampire (MovieLine)
The JLo rumour that refuses to die! (PerezHilton)
How to make a Frankenstein monster (PoorBritney)
Paris attacked by android body parts (PopBytes)
Sneak a peek at Supernatural! (SeriouslyOMG)

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Man Seeks Work

May 30th, 2010

Ringo gets dumped

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: SafeAsMilk

The real secret of the Let It Be album was that all of Ringo‘s tracks were in fact laid down secretly by old Mrs. Winklebottom in midnight recording sessions, and he only pretended to be playing in the film that was shot. His threat to go public with the humiliating truth is actually what led to the breakup of the band.

Friday Caption Contest: SJP’s headthing edition (Ayyyy)

Red Shoes Diary? (TheManolo)

Fake Furniture? (ManoloHome)

Womb with a view (to controversy) (ManoloBig)

Should In-Laws be outlawed? (ManoloBrides)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Antonio Banderas vs Stephen Moyer (TeenyManolo)

Hitler would have LOVED the Bieb! (AgentBedhead)

We’ll never know what Willis was talking about now (AmyGrindhouse)

Kristen Davis abandons Manolo! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Sandra Bullock has superpowers (CeleBitchy)

Britney time travels to 1972 (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Cynthia Nixon has three lemons, and one’s not in her bodice (CojoStyle)