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You should hear him do Peter Gunn

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Gawker

Yeah, you can see he still misses those cigars.

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Rita Wilson was high (Ayyyy)
Dino and Diogenes (raincoaster)
Bieber in the gutter! (SeriouslyOMG)
Paris Hilton no longer a Wynner (RadarOnline)
Great news! We may soon fob Katy Perry off on the UK full-time! (UKPopSugar)
Even great news: More Bill & Ted! (PerezHilton)
The Justice League vs City Hall (Movieline)
White Collar Battery! (INeedMyFix)
Happy Birthday, Cameron Diaz! (HaveUHeard)
Seriously the worst Emmy outfit (GoFugYourself)
Demi Moore does Snoop Dogg (GabbyBabble)
Rihanna gets waxed (DailyStab)
Spicy is a Calendar Girl (CelebritySmack)
I’ll buy the first two, but not the third, Mister Lowe (CeleBitchy)
Get your hands on Stephen Moyer’s sock! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Kate Hudson is not slutty! She’s “open.” (BusyBeeBlogger)
Let’s all hate rich people! (AmyGrindhouse)
What next, Lil Kim’s Calvados? (AgentBedhead)

It's a good thing she'd just gotten her hair and makeup done or this would look like a still from a tv special on dromedaries

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: LVPD via TMZ

Sad to say, there is NO comma missing from the title; this is just another celebutante mug shot, in this case for Paris Hilton‘s latest arrest on coke possession charges. Who here thinks she was jealous of Lohan getting all the attention and borrowed some hapless assistant’s “coke purse” for a staged arrest? It reminds me of when her movie House of Wax came out; a random genius whose name escapes me put it well when he said, “Ten bucks to watch Paris Hilton die? I’m SO THERE!”

Amy Winehouse is all for freedom of expression!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Wenn via CeleBitchy

As a Cultural Creative, total freedom of expression is critically important to tastemaker Amy Winehouse. She is seen here expressing herself freely on an unsuspecting doorway, which was later burned for public safety reasons.

And now, by way of unicorn chaser, here is a video of puppehs expressing themselves to a Bach soundtrack.