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Rick Springfield makes a wish

raincoaster — Fri, 06 May 2011 06:28:28 +0000

Rick Springfield makes a wish

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Life

Just imagine the conversation he’d have with his lawyer:

I’ve done everything for you, Rick.

Yeah? What kind of fool am I?

Look, while you’re in jail don’t talk to strangers.

But I’ve got to love somebody!

Love is alright tonight.

It’s not an affair of the heart.

Paris Hilton’s mug shot

raincoaster — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 02:07:29 +0000

It's a good thing she'd just gotten her hair and makeup done or this would look like a still from a tv special on dromedaries

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: LVPD via TMZ

Sad to say, there is NO comma missing from the title; this is just another celebutante mug shot, in this case for Paris Hilton‘s latest arrest on coke possession charges. Who here thinks she was jealous of Lohan getting all the attention and borrowed some hapless assistant’s “coke purse” for a staged arrest? It reminds me of when her movie House of Wax came out; a random genius whose name escapes me put it well when he said, “Ten bucks to watch Paris Hilton die? I’m SO THERE!”

Lindsay Lohan knows how many times the Postman knocks

raincoaster — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:19:46 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is tanned, rested and ready for the postman

imaj: Val via mattchew03

Honestly, she looks like he’s run her bell a few times already. I can’t really snark on this one too much, because actually I love that song. #secretemo

The stories that came out when she was filming the video were the first ones to really stop me and make me think, “This girl is fucked up,” and the song itself is what first made me realize she was actually talented enough for that to be a shame.

Lindsay Lohan: what a mug!

raincoaster — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:43:17 +0000

Lindsay Lohan mugshot headshots

imaj: Lolebrity

sorse: GoldenFiddle via cvxn:whatevs

Oh, Lindsay, this really is a mug’s game. I know correlation does not equal causation, but all the same, just look what happens every time you go blonde! I’d stick with red if I were you: no redheaded mugshots, AND no roots when you get released!

And that face is not aging well, sweetheart. In the first picture you look like sweet, innocent Honey Wheeler from the Trixie Belden books, in the middle one, a second-string porn star, and in the third, you look like a thirty-five-year-old trailer park manager with a three-pack-a-day habit and a pit bull and currently-on-day-release boyfriend both called Spike. And probably related by blood.

Johnny Weir presents: Big Bird’s new look links

raincoaster — Wed, 19 May 2010 12:08:24 +0000

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: DListed

I think Big Bird has had a little work done. In other news, I would kill for that jacket. Bet Johnny designed it himself; it does look like I imagine the inside of his head looks. I would wear it to the grocery store in Chinatown and all the little old ladies would go WILD talking about the crazy blonde white girl in the hundred dead birds.

By the way: are you a celebrity/gossip blogger? Rather do drinks than links? Talk to me; I’m starting up a link service for people who’d like to outsource the chore (and be automatically included in link lists). $100 a month gets you a list of links three times a week, minimum 10 links to different blogs. More links, or more frequently, more money, obviously. Every blog that buys into the monthly link service is automatically included in the links, of course, and the more blogs that buy the service the more powerful in terms of Googlejuice and visibility each link will be. Completely custom link lists are also available, but if I’m going to spend two hours looking for links already day in and day out, you’re gonna hafta make it worth my while. Send Viggo with cash.