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It's a good thing she'd just gotten her hair and makeup done or this would look like a still from a tv special on dromedaries

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: LVPD via TMZ

Sad to say, there is NO comma missing from the title; this is just another celebutante mug shot, in this case for Paris Hilton‘s latest arrest on coke possession charges. Who here thinks she was jealous of Lohan getting all the attention and borrowed some hapless assistant’s “coke purse” for a staged arrest? It reminds me of when her movie House of Wax came out; a random genius whose name escapes me put it well when he said, “Ten bucks to watch Paris Hilton die? I’m SO THERE!”

Lindsay Lohan is tanned, rested and ready for the postman

imaj: Val via mattchew03

Honestly, she looks like he’s run her bell a few times already. I can’t really snark on this one too much, because actually I love that song. #secretemo

The stories that came out when she was filming the video were the first ones to really stop me and make me think, “This girl is fucked up,” and the song itself is what first made me realize she was actually talented enough for that to be a shame.

Lindsay Lohan mugshot headshots

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sorse: GoldenFiddle via cvxn:whatevs

Oh, Lindsay, this really is a mug’s game. I know correlation does not equal causation, but all the same, just look what happens every time you go blonde! I’d stick with red if I were you: no redheaded mugshots, AND no roots when you get released!

And that face is not aging well, sweetheart. In the first picture you look like sweet, innocent Honey Wheeler from the Trixie Belden books, in the middle one, a second-string porn star, and in the third, you look like a thirty-five-year-old trailer park manager with a three-pack-a-day habit and a pit bull and currently-on-day-release boyfriend both called Spike. And probably related by blood.