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Tom Cruise in: The Twilight of Literature

May 22nd, 2012

The Vampire Lestat has some questions for his English teacher

imaj: InTheDarkConfessional via ConeSoldStober

Exqueeze me, Lestat, but Louis is an aristocrat. He doesn’t read paperbacks, you tacky moron.

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Awwwww, guys!

May 26th, 2010

Edward haz no wite swetter

imaj: Twilighthumour via notemily and stonecoldsober

Emo vampire is emo. But don’t worry, Edward, you’ve still got your poetry and your gossip links!.

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Hail our Capitalist Tool overlords! (TrueSlant)

Hail our Eurotrash overlords! (Ayyyy)

EVERYBODY POLKA!!! (TheManolo)

It runs in the family (TeenyManolo)

That does NOT say “cojones” (ManoloHome)

Balls! (ManoloBrides)

How. To. Wear. Shoes. (ManoloBig)

Hail our porn vampire overlords! (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan has a cunning plan… (AmyGrindhouse)

Sex and the City and the supporting cast (BusyBeeBlogger)

They sent them back to the volcano (CeleBitchy)

Fergie, Ghetto Duchess (CelebrityBeehive)

Nicole Kidman’s new shirt stuffers (CelebCosmeticSurgery)

Paula Abdul can’t count? Imagine! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

25 Cent (CelebritySmack)

Liza with a line! (DailyStab)

So THAT’s why Sonoma is popular for weekends away (DListed)

Hail our big-butted overlords! (Gawker)

Hail our Adderall-crazed overlord! (HaveUHeard)

Ol’ Googly Eyes and his Moll from Outer Space at a premiere (INeedMyFix)

Lindsay Lohan in Night Court! (IBBB)

Wait, someone put WRITERS on camera??? (MovieLine)

Jake Gyllenhaal whips out his big sword for the cameras (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

ZOMG Ginny is taller than Harry! (UKPopSugar)

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Johnny Weir presents: Big Bird’s new look links

May 19th, 2010

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: DListed

I think Big Bird has had a little work done. In other news, I would kill for that jacket. Bet Johnny designed it himself; it does look like I imagine the inside of his head looks. I would wear it to the grocery store in Chinatown and all the little old ladies would go WILD talking about the crazy blonde white girl in the hundred dead birds.

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