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Tom Cruise in: The Twilight of Literature

May 22nd, 2012
The Vampire Lestat has some questions for his English teacher

The Vampire Lestat has some questions for his English teacher

imaj: InTheDarkConfessional via ConeSoldStober

Exqueeze me, Lestat, but Louis is an aristocrat. He doesn’t read paperbacks, you tacky moron.

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Daniel Radcliffe Jumps the Couch

March 28th, 2011

Wingardium Leviosa!

Wingardium Leviosa!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TheNewYorkTimes via InOtherNews

In related news, Oprah has had one helluva makeover.

And so to today’s lighter-than-air links.

You can’t walk, but maybe you can fly? (Lolebrity)

It floats! It floats! (ManoloFood)

Take the lid off! There’s nowhere to go but up! (Ayyyy)

The latest instant celebrity crawled his way to the top (raincoaster)

The Easter Bunny’s terrible secret (AgentBedhead)

Down to Earth with some Real Housewives (BusyBeeBlogger)

We all know how you feel, mom (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Respecting your elders depends on them being respectable (CelebritySmack)

ScarJo doubles up, Dates down (CelebVIPlLounge)

Mariah Carey’s beautiful body butterfly! Happiness! And unicorns! (DailyStab)

Happy news: they might both go away! (EarSucker)

The higher the hair, the closer to God (FitFabCeleb)

If she dated Tom Cruise maybe they’d drive each other sane? (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Free bling! Duh, what are you waiting for? FREE BLING! (HaveUHeard)

Cancer Kid 1, Celebrity Chef 0 (HollywoodHiccups)

Rickey Gervais and Johnny Depp and a bunch of little people walk into a bar… (INeedMyFix)

Beyonce and her dad are just one big happy family (MathewGuiver)

The world’s most exquisite Britney impersonator (PoorBritney)

The US men’s soccer team has superpowers! (Swoonworthy)

The real Britney is looking good (TheSkinny)

I think we found the Bronx Zoo Cobra (TheSkinnyChic)

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Tom Cruise hangs out with John Milton

November 4th, 2010
Tom Cruise just hanging out with John Milton

Tom Cruise just hanging out with John Milton

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Gawker

I made this. And I really couldn’t tell you why.

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Herman. Pee-Wee Herman.

October 8th, 2010
Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Pee-Wee Herman

I happen to think Pee-Wee Herman would make a great James Bond, sort of the way David Niven and Woody Allen made great James Bonds in the first filmed version of Casino Royale; which is to say, a James Bond best enjoyed in the company of a half a bottle of something 80 proof. Perhaps, in this case, a heavily-spiked Shirley Temple would be appropriate.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (raincoaster)
Friday Caption Contest: Shadow of a Superstar (Ayyyy)
Katherine Heigl gets the new Colonic Facial (CelebrityBeehive)
Fresh, free-range Hamm (Gawker)
War Dog of the Week (Warning: sappy) (ForeignPolicy)
That’s no lady! (AgentBedhead)
Two minutes and thirty-nine seconds with James Franco (AmyGrindhouse)
Dolph Lundgren is just asking for it (BusyBeeBlogger)
Dora the Explorer on the rocks (CeleBitchy)
Lindsay Lohan is not such a twit anymore (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Kim Kardashian’s snack tray holds a drink (CelebritySmack)
Britney weaned the kids off Cosmos (CityRag)
Cojo vs Ronald McDonald (CojoStyle)
Amy Winehouse crashes a lap (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Wino has “something” up her nose (INeedMyFix)
I SAID, Pull up yo damn pants! (Crunk&Disorderly)
Awww, I bet on Aeschylus (DailyStab)
Sienna Miller loves dressing up in Grandma’s outfits (DListed)
Is Renee Zellweger Bridget Jones or Jennifer Aniston? (EvilBeet)
Gooooood morning, Republicans! (HaveUHeard)
Snooki is a lobster racist! (IBBB)
80′s cartoon trivia quiz (LitelySalted)
Grover stars in new Old Spice campaign (MovieLine)
Amy Winehouse’s Taxi Driver (PerezHilton)
Weird celebrity fetish news (SeriouslyOMG)
Creepy celebrity dolls (ASL)

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Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise: scenes from a marriage

May 7th, 2010

Nicole Kidman Tom Cruise leg humper

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: INF via Gawker

I always got the sense their marriage was sorta that way. As well as the sense that John Travolta wouldn’t have brushed him off.

#notthatiwouldknowanythingaboutthatrumour

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