Category Archives: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise in: The Twilight of Literature

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 11:33 pm by raincoaster

imaj: InTheDarkConfessional via ConeSoldStober Exqueeze me, Lestat, but Louis is an aristocrat. He doesn’t read paperbacks, you tacky moron. Amazon.com Widgets

Posted in books, celebrity, entertainment, fantasy, horror, literati, lol, lolebrity, lolgoth, movies, Tom Cruise, Twilight | 2 Comments

Daniel Radcliffe Jumps the Couch

Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:49 pm by raincoaster

imaj: Lolebrity sorse: TheNewYorkTimes via InOtherNews In related news, Oprah has had one helluva makeover. And so to today’s lighter-than-air links. You can’t walk, but maybe you can fly? (Lolebrity) It floats! It floats! (ManoloFood) Take the lid off! There’s … Continue reading →

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Tom Cruise hangs out with John Milton

Posted on November 4, 2010 at 11:38 pm by raincoaster

imaj: Lolebrity sorse: Gawker I made this. And I really couldn’t tell you why.

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Herman. Pee-Wee Herman.

Posted on October 8, 2010 at 8:20 pm by raincoaster

imaj: Lolebrity sorse: Pee-Wee Herman I happen to think Pee-Wee Herman would make a great James Bond, sort of the way David Niven and Woody Allen made great James Bonds in the first filmed version of Casino Royale; which is … Continue reading →

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Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise: scenes from a marriage

Posted on May 7, 2010 at 8:01 am by raincoaster

imaj: Lolebrity sorse: INF via Gawker I always got the sense their marriage was sorta that way. As well as the sense that John Travolta wouldn’t have brushed him off. #notthatiwouldknowanythingaboutthatrumour If you want to put this on your blog, … Continue reading →

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Katie Holmes can has a muneez?

Posted on July 4, 2008 at 12:01 am by raincoaster

imaj: AgentBedhead sorse: Mad Money Katie Holmes ar not X-ackly cash masheen on Brawdwai. Nobunny wanna c her shoh! It ar mabby b-cuz shee not go nekkid like Nicole.

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Tom Cruise cant tawk

Posted on June 3, 2008 at 11:19 am by raincoaster

imaj: eagleapex sorse: tomcruise.com Tom Cruise has thetan in mouf but still room foar at lease one fut.

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