imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: JustJared

It’s clear how Sandra Bullock intends to win this Oscar. Nothing can beat the irresistible power of a truly awesome mime routine.

She says:

“With Meryl, when this whole thing started, I left her a voice mail going, ‘You’ve got to watch your back. I’m gonna cut you. I’m gonna take you down,’” Bullock tells the Associated Press. “And then she sent me dead orchids and told me to die, so I sent her a case of liquor and told her to toast to white trash.”

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imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Wenn via HollywoodRag

Butt whut ar dey doing on her hed?

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imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: HaveUHeard

Yes, once again I take the lazy way out and copy/paste the links I did at Ayyyy. My excuse this time? I spent THREE HOURS doing that link post and updating the blogroll, and it’s Miller Time (or at least Rickards Red Time, as I wouldn’t be caught dead drinking American “beer”)!

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imaj: raincoaster
sorse: DListed

Sandy ar playin Canuckistani refugee.

Ryan ar playin America.

Pritty reel-listic if u ax me.