Archive for the ‘Sandra Bullock’ Category

Jesse James’s Nazi Salute is just a big misunderstanding

March 31st, 2010

Jesse James Nazi Salute Inglorious Basterds

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sourse: ONTD via Gawker via TheCelebrityIndustrialComplex

“I wore a Nazi cap and did the sig heil and all I got was this stupid divorce” says the befuddled biker.

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Jesse James is down to his last friend

March 26th, 2010

Jesse James ape hole

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sorse: TheSuperficial

Poor little Cinnabun, Jesse James’s proverbial best friend, is the only carbon-based life form still willing to be seen with him, and even SHE keeps a healthy distance between them. I don’t blame her; she was recently reported missing, although it turned out she’d just been kept prisoner in a storage room at West Coast Choppers. “Accident” my ass; scarily reminiscent of too damn many serial killers, if you axe me!

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Michelle Bombshell McGee Gets Her Feelings Hurt

March 25th, 2010

Michelle Bombshell McGee is colored

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sorse: TheSuperficial and I stole the caption from one of the comments on Gawker

Oh, NOW I’ve gone and done it! Somehow I think she’d be substantially less upset to learn I always seem to spell her (ahem) “performance name” as the rather Germanic “Bombschell”.

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Sandra Bullock and the Ethical Dilemma

March 25th, 2010

Sandra Bullock and the ethical dilemma

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sorse: Buzzfeed

No, really. For celebrity captioneers, Sandra Bullock is a temporary no-fly zone.

Game On: Help Sandy get revenge! (CelebrityBeehive)

Sandra’s arm candy (Ayyyy)

Would they make a Jesse Sandwich? (AgentBedhead)

Adam Ant will probably get hit on by Jesse James next (AmyGrindhouse)

Skank behaves skankily (TheSuperficial)

PoorSandra.com coming soon (PoorBritney)

Tabloids to go all-Bullock, all the time (X-17)

Is this the next Jesse James thing-on-the-side? (BusyBeeBlogger)

The Vanilla Gorilla in Playgirl? (CeleBitchy)

Jesse James will not quit (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Jesse’s second mistress has manface (RightCelebrity)

D.I.V.O.R.C.E? (CelebritySmack)

Five loser-pickers offer expert advice to Sandra (PopEater)

“Sandra, you can keep my kid!” (Gawker)

Bullock’s bulletproof prenup (INO)

Advice Sandra can live without (Movieline)

Emma Thompson also dates a pig, just like Sandra (UKPopSugar)

Was Sandra packing a passenger? (PopBytes)

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Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep get their groove on links

March 24th, 2010

Sandra Bullock Meryl Streep Cougars Gone Wild

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sorse: VanityFair

Sandra Bullock is wasting no time in getting her groove back. Shameless, really; she’s even still wearing her wedding ring.

Sandra Bullock Single! (True/Slant)

Japan Fashion Crazy! (Ayyyy)

Miss Marilyn Manson! (AgentBedhead)

Miley Cyrus, Quitter! (AllieIsWired)

Spoilt Teen Sues! (AmyGrindhouse)

Kelly Osbourne “Special!” (BricksAndStones)

Mariska Hargitay Captioned! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Isla Fisher Hitched! (LaughingStork)

Lindsay Lohan Hired! (CeleBitchy)

Kristen Stewart Clumsy! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Lindsay Lohan, Pantsless! (CelebritySmack)

Panda Kindergarten Awwww! (CityRag)

Joe Biden Profane! (DailyStab)

80′s Movies Remixed! (Defamer)

Simon Monjack, Classy! (EvilBeet)

Dan Choi, Hero! (GabbyBabble)

Mariah Carey Axed! (INeedMyFix)

Betty White Fearsome! (IBBB)

Britney Spears, Wet! (JustJared)

Jon Stewart, Awesome! (LitelySalted)

Laverne & Shirley Returns! (Movieline)

Robert Pattinson Plucked! (UKPopSugar)

Oprah Settles Suit! (Radar)

Kick-Ass Clips! (TenGossip)

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