Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Pee-Wee Herman

I happen to think Pee-Wee Herman would make a great James Bond, sort of the way David Niven and Woody Allen made great James Bonds in the first filmed version of Casino Royale; which is to say, a James Bond best enjoyed in the company of a half a bottle of something 80 proof. Perhaps, in this case, a heavily-spiked Shirley Temple would be appropriate.

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imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TeenyManolo

They say the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree, and here we have proof positive that little Suri, she of the $1700 baby shoes, has internalized the trend victim brainwashing that is responsible for much of Katie Holmes‘s wardrobe, including the two different kinds of fur on display in this photo from LA, in a city where the average temperature is 75 degrees year-round.

With jeans. Shaved mink in May with jeans. Can’t we go back to the days she modeled for the Gap? She was cute then.

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imaj: lolebrity
sorse: AgentBedhead, Fred2Blue

Eff i war her i’d skreem 2!

imaj: AgentBedhead
sorse: Mad Money

Katie Holmes ar not X-ackly cash masheen on Brawdwai.

Nobunny wanna c her shoh!

It ar mabby b-cuz shee not go nekkid like Nicole.