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Johnny Depp and Keira Knightly are Every Couple, Everywhere

July 14th, 2011
Jack Sparrow does NOT ask directions

Jack Sparrow does NOT ask directions

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 As the great couples thereapist Heraclitus once said, τὰ ὄντα ἰέναι τε πάντα καὶ μένειν οὐδέν.

True, dat.

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NSFW Johnny Depp has the right idea

June 28th, 2011
Fucking Johnny Depp has the right idea

Fucking Johnny Depp has the right idea

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Fuck yeah, Johnny. As the (apparently) immortal Steve Jobs said, it’s better to be a pirate than to join the navy.

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Johnny Depp, man of a thousand faces

October 12th, 2010
Johnny Depp's range

Johnny Depp's range; free range crazy

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Yes, Johnny Depp is indeed a man of a thousand faces, every single one of them prettier than yours or mine.

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Herman. Pee-Wee Herman.

October 8th, 2010
Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

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I happen to think Pee-Wee Herman would make a great James Bond, sort of the way David Niven and Woody Allen made great James Bonds in the first filmed version of Casino Royale; which is to say, a James Bond best enjoyed in the company of a half a bottle of something 80 proof. Perhaps, in this case, a heavily-spiked Shirley Temple would be appropriate.

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Johnny Depp’s awesome flashbacks

July 5th, 2010
Johnny Depp in a classic public service announcement of the 80's

Johnny Depp, in his 21 Jump Street years, shows Canada has socialized EVERYTHING

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You have to see 21 Jump Street to believe it: not only for the 80′s fashion, but to see that there really was a time before Johnny Depp could act!

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