John Cusack thinks That's So Raven; whereas Jeremy Piven thinks it's totally NOT Raven

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The bird then did the head bob with two snaps, crapped on his arm, and took off for Santa Barbara. So Raven.

Oh man, I wish we were done with these prequels!

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All I can think is, thank GOD it’s not Uggs on his feet.

Oh, also:

This is your John Cusack Unicorn Chaser, but really, isn't ANY John Cusack a unicorn chaser

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There, that makes today all better, doesn’t it?

Joel is no mystery man (raincoaster)
Gary Oldman, man of a thousand grooming choices (Lolebrity)
Nigella Lawson and John Cusack would be a dream couple (Manolofood)
Norman Mailer and a poodle (Ayyyy)
Ewww, Simon Cowell arms! (AgentBedhead)
Whut up, Don Draper? (BusyBeeBlogger)
Mariah, that’s not very flattering to your husband (CeleBitchy)
Two and a Half Times as much Idiocy (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The Addams Family paints the town black (CityRag)
Who’s Sari Now? (CojoStyle)
The 90′s are back and your local arena’s got ‘em! (DailyStab)
Now THAT is a funny caption (DListed)
Yeah, but do they KEEP it down? (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Harry Hughini? (HaveUHeard)
Kiefer is coming! Kiefer is coming! (INeedMyFix)
The bodyguard shakedown breakdown (PoorBritney)
We ALL feel that way, honey (SeriouslyOMG)

John Cusack has a job to do; just give him the goddam pen already!

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sorse: Dandotcom

This is really, really funny. No, trust me. What, you never saw Grosse Point Blank, one of the greatest films of all Generation X? And you didn’t hear what went down at Comic Con this year? Well, if that’s the case I just don’t know what we can DO with you except send you to the interwebs and tell you to come back when you’ve larned sumpin.

I heard someone got Cross at another person at #comiccon.
Old No.7

While you’re all still wondering why he didn’t at least use a lightsaber, we shall move along to our gossip links for Monday:

Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.

Cameron Diaz is slick! (Shoeblogs)
I’m going to keep giving you this link till one of you puts out for me (Ayyyy)
Dot dot dot (TeenyManolo)
Start the day off RIGHT! (ManoloBig)
Going in circles looking for wallpaper? (ManoloHome)
Tux and cover! (ManoloBrides)
Dustin Hoffman did it first, boys (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan is pulling a Klinger to get out of jail (BusyBeeBlogger)
You’ll pry her heels from her cold, dead hands (CeleBitchy)
Paris Hilton is a natural woman of parts (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Ozzy Osbourne is poison! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
so is raincoaster (raincoaster)
World’s two most famous lesbians together at last! (CojoStyle)
ScarJo has two things going for her (CityRag)
St. Angelina wears nose cone falsies (DailyStab)
Johnny Depp fears nothing, not even Penelope Cruz! (HaveUHeard)
I don’t see Emma Peel (INeedMyFix)
Oliver Stone identifies with Hitler (MovieLine)
The hardest-working B-Listers at Comic Con! (SeriouslyOMG)

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Somehow significantly less epic, don’t you think?

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