the Big Lolbowski thinks you're full of shit

imaj: ouyangdan: notthemarimba: annaham

Although normally we insist that celebrities take a weeks-long break between stressful lol-ings here at Lolebrity, we will (as will everyone else) make an exception for The Dude. Bookmark this post. You’ll use it every day of your life.

I wonder if the bowling balls will FLY????

imaj: wellthatsjustgreat: un

I would so completely pay to see this mashup of The Big Lebowski and Tron Legacy. Maybe more than to see either of the originals.

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Soba what? (ManoloFood)
Lindsay Lohan’s best movie in years (AgentBedhead)
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The Megan Fox shot the world is not ready to see! (DListed)
It’s Emma Thompson’s world (LaineyGossip)
No, it’s Iman’s world (GoFugYourself)
Jack White does not like hipsters (EvilBeet)
JBieb has gotten to Marky Mark (GabbyBabble)
Jen Garner and Hugh Jackman are like buttah (HaveUHeard)
Sum 40 now (INeedMyFix)
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“Did y’all know that King Tut’s penis is missing?” (MovieLine)
Yoko Ono vs Steve Jobs (PerezHilton)
Britney has a secret (PoorBritney.com)
Britney Spears does not know how to get dressed (SeriouslyOMG)

Dudeism

imaj: Baffled

The Dude, he abideth.

He also giveth me an excuse to tell you about the time I sat next to Jeff Bridges at the racetrack in Vancouver. It was last year in the midsummer, the sun was out (for once), the day was warm, the view was exquisite, and somehow (I can’t remember how it came about) I got chatting with the nice, good-looking couple at the next table. It wasn’t a terribly memorable subject, for I cannot remember what we talked about, but I do remember that after my other friends arrived and we all got chatting amongst ourselves, the talk turned to celebrities, and who was the biggest celebrity you’d ever seen. Well, I knew who was at the next table because I recognized him but didn’t say anything. Well, I did say something: I said that when I was at the Bacara Resort I was one table over from Oprah, and at that, the nice, good-looking couple at the next table picked up their things and moved away.

Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.

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I mean it: comment NOW! (Ayyyy)
Poetry Wednesday (Shoeblogs)
That’s just cheesy (ManoloFood)
NO logo, yo! (ManoloBig)
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Ring burner (ManoloBrides)
Cutesville, USA (ManoloHome)
Lady Gaga’s true nature revealed (TheOnion)
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The sweet (?) smell of Denise Richards for Secret Deodorant (SeriouslyOMG)
Tara Reid’s bad outlook (PopBytes)
Britney’s comeback, by the numbers (PoorBritney)
Crazy couple: Ernest Hemingway and Lindsay Lohan (RadarOnline)
Alexander Skarsgard does his best to turn Annie Leibovitz straight (ASocialiteLife)
Dannii Minogue’s post-partum ScarJo ‘do debuts (UKPopSugar)
The Queen of the World is dead; long live the Queen of the World II (Movieline)
Zac Efron, topless (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
The two most irritating celebrities in the world together at last! (JustJared)
Presenting the Clitorati (GoFugYourself)
Just another night in the trailer park (IBBB)
American Idol: In like a lion, out like a has-been (INeedMyFix)
Nicole Kidman’s Forehead of Doom is back (HaveUHeard)
But Kesha, we ALL are (GabbyBabble)
The greatest threat to youth in our time (HolyMoly)
Chuck Berry’s favorite video (FourFour)
Selina Gomez has an interesting PA (EvilBeet)
The absolute opposite of the Zac Efron post above (DailyStab)
St Angelina flagellated (CojoStyle)
Joan Collins and Ivana Trump Whatever Whatever Boytoy Whatever together again for the first time (CelebritySmack)
Katy Perry is hunting out of her league (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Try 2b moar grammatickle (CelebCosmeticSurgery)
Celebrity Soduku (CelebrityBeehive)
“I was inventing the internet at the time” is NOT an alibi, Al (CeleBitchy)
Tom Jones finally released it, let it go (BusyBeeBlogger)
Taylor Momsen without makeup (AmyGrindhouse)
Celebrating National Barbie in a Blender Day (AgentBedhead)

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: GQ via PopBytes

One wonders, really, if his approach to Academy voters was more of a promise or a threat…but we’ve always known Hollywood is a size queen.

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