Neville Longbottom, reporting for BAMF Patrol!
imaj: SeriousBusiness
If Neville Longbottom had been the Chosen One, the Harry Potter series would have ended at one.
But seriously, folks, I know we’ve had a lotta Pottah around these parts lately, but you MUST see this comment thread from Tumblr:
#neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention
#the wizard prison used to be named after neville longbottom—it used to be called badasskaban
#the sorting hat is no longer used at hogwarts. students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of neville longbottom.#neville longbottom is what’s beyond the veil.
had to reblog it for the new tags
oh my rowling
So…what I’m getting is that Neville is like…Chuck Norris?
No. Wait. Better than Chuck Norris?
Easy there, Tiger!
In case you would like some Potter, more, you can click this link and see the juiciest roundup of Sexy Snape gifs in captivity, or at least on a major media site.
And now, your non-Potterian links!
Dance, little Eastern European Hipster, Dance! (raincoaster)
Bullfighting, Canadian-Style! (Ayyyy)
For that warm, fuzzy feeling that comes only from a Dutch Oven of 80′s nostalgia (icecoaster)
Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Die!!! For free and everything! (Crasstalk)
At long last, something tasteful in the Trump Empire! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Betty White, cocktease, heartbreaker (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Rebecca Black is good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, nobody still likes her (CelebVIPLounge)
Charlie Sheen sure knows how to enrage people (EarSucker)
Can’t we eliminate her for that Vegas Showgirl Prom Dress? (FitFabCeleb)
It’s Mermaid vs Mermaid in the Celebrity Smackdown of the Cthulhusphere! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Selina Gomez/Justin Bieber wedding video! (HaveUHeard)
This new kid is coming up fast. I see a movie plot: All About Biebs? (HollywoodHiccups)
Olivia Wilde must be awful low-maintenance (INeedMyFix)
Becks and a babe (Swoonworthy)
Smells like…Christina Aguilera? (TheSkinny)
Ke$ha makes Tara Reid look like Audrey Hepburn (TheSkinnyChic)
