Archive for the ‘Gwyneth Paltrow’ Category

Sarah Silverman, spokesmodel

October 27th, 2010
Sarah Silverman sez welcum too o'hair

Sarah Silverman sez welcum too o'hair

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sorse: HairyPitsClub

I guess sales of “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” have run their course, eh Sarah?

And now, for no reason I can discern, your Gwyneth Paltrow-themed links. Ah, who am I kidding? Next month Goop will probably feature instructions for knitting a cable sweater out of pit hair.

No stuffed animal would DARE do this to Gwyneth! (raincoaster)
Can’t you just see her doing this for little Moses? And little Chris? (Ayyyy)
Having Ms Paltrow for dinner? Try a gin marinade (ManoloFood)
Gwyneth wouldn’t be caught DEAD in that! (Lolebrity)
Another ice princess loses her prince (CelebrityBeehive)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s hard knock life (AgentBedhead)
Look, Gwyneth Paltrow’s sex life is none of our business (BusyBeeBlogger)
The only woman standing between Gwyneth Paltrow and her greatest dream (CeleBitchy)
Meanwhile, Gwyneth’s trashy alter personality lurks in LA (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Charlie Sheen’s night of debauchery in Gwyneth’s old room (CityRag)
Gwyneth only WISHES she looked this good (GirlsTalkingSmack)
Get your Goop on when you win these appliances (HaveUHeard)
Is this PattinClone good enough for Gwyneth? (INeedMyFix)

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Herman. Pee-Wee Herman.

October 8th, 2010
Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

Pee-Wee Herman in New James Bond

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sorse: Pee-Wee Herman

I happen to think Pee-Wee Herman would make a great James Bond, sort of the way David Niven and Woody Allen made great James Bonds in the first filmed version of Casino Royale; which is to say, a James Bond best enjoyed in the company of a half a bottle of something 80 proof. Perhaps, in this case, a heavily-spiked Shirley Temple would be appropriate.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (raincoaster)
Friday Caption Contest: Shadow of a Superstar (Ayyyy)
Katherine Heigl gets the new Colonic Facial (CelebrityBeehive)
Fresh, free-range Hamm (Gawker)
War Dog of the Week (Warning: sappy) (ForeignPolicy)
That’s no lady! (AgentBedhead)
Two minutes and thirty-nine seconds with James Franco (AmyGrindhouse)
Dolph Lundgren is just asking for it (BusyBeeBlogger)
Dora the Explorer on the rocks (CeleBitchy)
Lindsay Lohan is not such a twit anymore (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Kim Kardashian’s snack tray holds a drink (CelebritySmack)
Britney weaned the kids off Cosmos (CityRag)
Cojo vs Ronald McDonald (CojoStyle)
Amy Winehouse crashes a lap (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Wino has “something” up her nose (INeedMyFix)
I SAID, Pull up yo damn pants! (Crunk&Disorderly)
Awww, I bet on Aeschylus (DailyStab)
Sienna Miller loves dressing up in Grandma’s outfits (DListed)
Is Renee Zellweger Bridget Jones or Jennifer Aniston? (EvilBeet)
Gooooood morning, Republicans! (HaveUHeard)
Snooki is a lobster racist! (IBBB)
80′s cartoon trivia quiz (LitelySalted)
Grover stars in new Old Spice campaign (MovieLine)
Amy Winehouse’s Taxi Driver (PerezHilton)
Weird celebrity fetish news (SeriouslyOMG)
Creepy celebrity dolls (ASL)

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Gwyneth Paltrow has something to show you

September 10th, 2010
Gwyneth Paltrow is no Jackie O

Oh honey! You went to Spence for god's sake; put those away.

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sorse: CeleBitchy

Really, when you think of movie stars who would flash the pink, Gwyneth Paltrow is probably not the first name that comes to mind (is it, Lindsay?).

Caption Snooki! (Ayyyy)
Bill Gates’ Manhunt profile (raincoaster)
Ben Afflecks’ red carpet reign of terror (AgentBedhead)
Miley Cyrus’s grunge stripper look (AmyGrindhouse)
Caption Hamfleck! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Brad no longer Pitted? (CelebCosmeticSurgery)
Lou Reed snubs Susan Boyle (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Dream couple to reunite? (CeleBitchy)
Julia Roberts graded C (CelebritySmack)
Celebrity mug shots (CityRag)
Diane Krueger wins another fashion award (CojoStyle)
Tom Brady’s crackup (DailyStab)
Everybody loves a man in uniform! (DListed)
Look who has a record deal and you don’t (GabbyBabble)
Who wants to see Goopy yodel for two hours? (HaveUHeard)
Karl is laughing at Diane too (INeedMyFix)
Jon Hamm discussing porn and … you’re not still reading this are you? (JustJared)
Tacky press release of the day (MovieLine)
Megan Fox takes over Ben Affleck’s role in Dogma (PerezHilton)
Britney’s bodyguards bio’d (PoorBritney)
PUT THE MAKEUP BACK ON!!! (SeriouslyOMG)

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Gwyneth Paltrow, Misguided Social Climber

June 25th, 2010
drag King Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow get their grope on

Drag King Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow get their grope on

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sorse: DListed

FIRE THAT SHERPA! The news of His Serene Highness Prince Albert‘s engagement has obviously snapped something in Gwyneth Paltrow‘s head; in a desperate attempt to cadge a title before her estrogen dries up, this desperate social climber clings to any handy crossdresser in the belief that a drag king has a real title. Should we tell her Madonna‘s not really a king? She probably already knows she’s not a real singer.

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