Harry Derper

imaj: H0gwarts

Looks like somebody got into the Firewhiskey!

Emma Watson wants you to hate yourself

imaj: TheFuuuuComics

Oh, just wait till the harridans at Jezebel get ahold of this. This will Not. End. Well.

Emma Watson IS Richard Dawkins in the sickest sitcom of the year

imaj: 420Chan

I’m not sure if that’s evolution or devolution, actually.

Angels are devils (raincoaster)
Lady Gaga is an ape (Ayyyy)
Survival tips for meeting the savage Naomi Campbell (CelebrityBeehive)
The end of civilization as we know it (AgentBedhead)
This will probably be the most beautiful child ever made (BusyBeeBlogger)
Some fine DNA dodged a bullet with this one (CeleBitchy)
Meanwhile, Gisele is spreading hers around (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Hairless ape has, yes, another book deal (DailyStab)
This is like crossing a Shetland Pony and a Mastodon (HaveUHeard)
Vestigal celebutard, the last of its species, manages to survive (INeedMyFix)
RIP James Dean (Lolebrity)
Former child stars butt heads to establish dominance (PerezHilton)
For conspiracy fans: The Midwich Rockers Approacheth! (PregnancyFashion)

Emma Watson has a surprise in her basket

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TheDailyWhat

Hmmm. Perhaps not the very best way to find out about a secret admirer. Dobby, have you been writing to Dan Savage? What, exactly, do you keep in your Chamber of Secrets…wait, I don’t wanna know!

imaj: Lolebrity.net
sorse: CeleBitchy

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Long story short: Thanks to the global advertising downturn, I got let go from Ayyyy; the Manolo still loves me as he ever did. but the cruel, cruel Glam Media, it loves no-one. Remind me to erase this intro when I apply to add this blog to their program, woudja? Finding myself with time on my hands and connections in the gossip blogging world, as well as suddenly with no good excuse for reading all my favorite blogs anymore, I thought I’d just keep on keeping on with the links, once or twice a week instead of daily, here at the newly un-mothballed Lolebrity.net.

So, call these Dead Frog Undead Initial Links, for: the beer I’m drinking, Dead Frog Nut Brown Ale, for the morbid celebunews today, and for the first linkpost on the newly restarted Lolebrity. Cheers!

Grandma Madge waves bye-bye to youth (CB)

Emma Watson and Marilyn Manson in The Oddball Couple (AB)

Lilo goes Goth, yo (AG)

Bridget Jones exhumed (BAS)

The MJ case: Not so much murder as recycling (IDLYITW)

Robert Redford, world’s oldest newlywed (BBB)

The Death of Childhood Innocence (CW)

Tony Romo: Funny or Die? (CS)

Flaming zombie Michael Jackson video (DS)

A-HA! Back from career near-death experience (DL)

Jonas Brothers killed it (EB)

Is Bruno the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse? (FF)

Nicole Kidman is Undead (INO)

Jude Law slays ‘em (JJ)

Harry Potter Spoiler: Snape kills Michael Jackson (ML)

The death of a big league romance (PH)

Grunge is NOT dead! (UKPS)

Monty Python is eternal (PB)

How to kill a career (SOMGWTF)

Proof Megan Fox is a vampire (WIMB)