lolebrity » Eli Roth http://lolebrity.net mai lak uv dignitty: let me show u it Wed, 23 May 2012 06:36:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Happy Valentines, from Eli Roth and Brad Pitt! http://lolebrity.net/2011/02/14/happy-valentines-from-eli-roth-and-brad-pitt/ http://lolebrity.net/2011/02/14/happy-valentines-from-eli-roth-and-brad-pitt/#comments Mon, 14 Feb 2011 09:44:52 +0000 raincoaster http://lolebrity.net/?p=3660 Inglorious Valentines

Inglorious Valentines

imaj: WildAtHeartAndWeirdOnTop via Brosnakes

And Happy Valentine’s Day from Lolebrity, too. Mwah, darling, you look wonderful!

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Those all important details are what MAKES the Bear Jew the Bear Jew

imaj: Eli Roth on Twitter

]]> http://lolebrity.net/2010/10/31/halloween-costume-of-the-day-eli-roths-bear-jew/feed/ 3 Peaches and Heeb http://lolebrity.net/2010/09/03/peaches-and-heeb/ http://lolebrity.net/2010/09/03/peaches-and-heeb/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:27:58 +0000 raincoaster http://lolebrity.net/?p=3114 Peaches and Heeb

Peaches and Heeb: Reunited and it feels like a photo-op

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: HolyMoly

But seriously, the only things that set Peaches Geldof apart from the rest of her sordid tribe are the chinlessness and the fact that she’s wearing Eli Roth‘s studded cock ring on her wedding finger. Indeed, as I said on another site, thanks to modern aesthetic technology, fugtards like Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis and Snooki are actually rendered presentable; however, the ongoing trainwreck of Peaches Geldof shows us that it can go only so far.

By the way, the headline was given to me by a Tumblr-er. We want to make this A Thing. Can we count on you, dear reader?

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Fashion Wars: USA vs India (Ayyyy)
Director Wars 3-D! (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan goes to war (AllieIsWired)
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Debuting the Kim Kardashian line of spiked breastplate (CelebDirtyLaundry)
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It’s Starlet vs Celebutante in the war of the column inches! (CityRag)
Jessica Alba’s feet taken prisoner (CojoStyle)
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Yoko Ono’s war on taste (INeedMyFix)
The War on Drugs is over (PerezHilton)
Blogger vs blogger over Britney! (PoorBritney)

Kosher!

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so who is possessing whom here, Eli?

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sorse: pic: Zimbio quote: Forbes

That’s a direct quote from the interview. You’ve gotta luv the sub-header on Forbes:

The director-producer-actor on why the devil prefers to invade the bodies of young girls.

It’s rather perfect, since Roth, shown here with professional celebutard Peaches Geldof (she of the inverted cross tattoo), appears to identify strongly with the world’s greatest anti-hero.

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sorse: HolyMoly

This year’s fun couple look like last year’s felony conviction.

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