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Happy Valentines, from Eli Roth and Brad Pitt!

February 14th, 2011

Inglorious Valentines

imaj: WildAtHeartAndWeirdOnTop via Brosnakes

And Happy Valentine’s Day from Lolebrity, too. Mwah, darling, you look wonderful!

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Halloween Costume of the Day: Eli Roth’s Bear Jew

October 31st, 2010

Those all important details are what MAKES the Bear Jew the Bear Jew

imaj: Eli Roth on Twitter

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Peaches and Heeb

September 3rd, 2010

Peaches and Heeb: Reunited and it feels like a photo-op

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: HolyMoly

But seriously, the only things that set Peaches Geldof apart from the rest of her sordid tribe are the chinlessness and the fact that she’s wearing Eli Roth‘s studded cock ring on her wedding finger. Indeed, as I said on another site, thanks to modern aesthetic technology, fugtards like Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis and Snooki are actually rendered presentable; however, the ongoing trainwreck of Peaches Geldof shows us that it can go only so far.

By the way, the headline was given to me by a Tumblr-er. We want to make this A Thing. Can we count on you, dear reader?

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Yoko Ono’s war on taste (INeedMyFix)
The War on Drugs is over (PerezHilton)
Blogger vs blogger over Britney! (PoorBritney)

Kosher!

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Eli Roth Explains The Very Odd Couple

August 27th, 2010

so who is possessing whom here, Eli?

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: pic: Zimbio quote: Forbes

That’s a direct quote from the interview. You’ve gotta luv the sub-header on Forbes:

The director-producer-actor on why the devil prefers to invade the bodies of young girls.

It’s rather perfect, since Roth, shown here with professional celebutard Peaches Geldof (she of the inverted cross tattoo), appears to identify strongly with the world’s greatest anti-hero.