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Snapey New Year!

January 2nd, 2012
Snape Sez Happy New Year, Biotchez

Snape Sez Happy New Year, Biotchez

img: Snapeslave

May the coming year be filled with amusing celebrity photos. Remember, when in doubt: Ryan Gosling.

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Skeptickle Bela iz skeptickle

November 17th, 2011
Bela Lugosi iz skeptickle

Bela Lugosi iz skeptickle

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Psychobabble

 Oh, Bela, you could skep-tickle me any time. But given this story, I understand your suspension of suspension of disbelief:

I was a young girl window-shopping on Hollywood Boulevard. I was bending low to see the detail of some shoes and someone whizzed around the corner on roller skates, almost bumped my fanny and crashed into me. “Pardon me,” said he, and “Pardon me,” said I. He was wearing an ascot and a beret. It was Bela Lugosi on roller skates. He was on his way to a cigar store.

So saith Vampira, and who are we to say otherwise?

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If Neville Longbottom had been the Chosen One…

July 19th, 2011
Neville Longbottom, reporting for BAMF Patrol!

Neville Longbottom, reporting for BAMF Patrol!

imaj: SeriousBusiness

If Neville Longbottom had been the Chosen One, the Harry Potter series would have ended at one.

But seriously, folks, I know we’ve had a lotta Pottah around these parts lately, but you MUST see this comment thread from Tumblr:

sandrasandrah:

diegopuffranger:

headmasterzefron:

hotel-denouement:

148km:

cloysterbell:

the-lone-midget:

#NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE

#the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands

#neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention

#the wizard prison used to be named after neville longbottom—it used to be called badasskaban

#the sorting hat is no longer used at hogwarts. students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of neville longbottom.#neville longbottom is what’s beyond the veil.

had to reblog it for the new tags

oh my rowling

So…what I’m getting is that Neville is like…Chuck Norris?

No. Wait. Better than Chuck Norris?

Easy there, Tiger!

In case you would like some Potter, more, you can click this link and see the juiciest roundup of Sexy Snape gifs in captivity, or at least on a major media site.

And now, your non-Potterian links!

Dance, little Eastern European Hipster, Dance! (raincoaster)

Bullfighting, Canadian-Style! (Ayyyy)

For that warm, fuzzy feeling that comes only from a Dutch Oven of 80′s nostalgia (icecoaster)

Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Die!!! For free and everything! (Crasstalk)

At long last, something tasteful in the Trump Empire! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Betty White, cocktease, heartbreaker (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Rebecca Black is good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, nobody still likes her (CelebVIPLounge)

Charlie Sheen sure knows how to enrage people (EarSucker)

Can’t we eliminate her for that Vegas Showgirl Prom Dress? (FitFabCeleb)

It’s Mermaid vs Mermaid in the Celebrity Smackdown of the Cthulhusphere! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Selina Gomez/Justin Bieber wedding video! (HaveUHeard)

This new kid is coming up fast. I see a movie plot: All About Biebs? (HollywoodHiccups)

Olivia Wilde must be awful low-maintenance (INeedMyFix)

Becks and a babe (Swoonworthy)

Smells like…Christina Aguilera? (TheSkinny)

Ke$ha makes Tara Reid look like Audrey Hepburn (TheSkinnyChic)

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Severus Snape makes the scene

June 29th, 2011
The club cant even handle Snape right now

The club cant even handle Snape right now

imaj: AlanRickmanDaily

That sound you just heard? Was the sound of a million fangirls squealing “I’d like to handle you!” in unison.

snape out bitches

snape out bitches

imaj: HipsterCrochets

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Vincent Price has a drinking problem

June 16th, 2011
Vincent Price hates decaf

Vincent Price hates decaf

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: MadcapSigh

Aw, man! People just have no respect anymore. Nobody would dare do this to anyone on True Blood!

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