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Tom Cruise in: The Twilight of Literature

May 22nd, 2012

The Vampire Lestat has some questions for his English teacher

imaj: InTheDarkConfessional via ConeSoldStober

Exqueeze me, Lestat, but Louis is an aristocrat. He doesn’t read paperbacks, you tacky moron.

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Snapey New Year!

January 2nd, 2012

Snape Sez Happy New Year, Biotchez

img: Snapeslave

May the coming year be filled with amusing celebrity photos. Remember, when in doubt: Ryan Gosling.

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Skeptickle Bela iz skeptickle

November 17th, 2011

Bela Lugosi iz skeptickle

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Psychobabble

Oh, Bela, you could skep-tickle me any time. But given this story, I understand your suspension of suspension of disbelief:

I was a young girl window-shopping on Hollywood Boulevard. I was bending low to see the detail of some shoes and someone whizzed around the corner on roller skates, almost bumped my fanny and crashed into me. “Pardon me,” said he, and “Pardon me,” said I. He was wearing an ascot and a beret. It was Bela Lugosi on roller skates. He was on his way to a cigar store.

So saith Vampira, and who are we to say otherwise?

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If Neville Longbottom had been the Chosen One…

July 19th, 2011

Neville Longbottom, reporting for BAMF Patrol!

imaj: SeriousBusiness

If Neville Longbottom had been the Chosen One, the Harry Potter series would have ended at one.

But seriously, folks, I know we’ve had a lotta Pottah around these parts lately, but you MUST see this comment thread from Tumblr:

sandrasandrah:

diegopuffranger:

headmasterzefron:

hotel-denouement:

148km:

cloysterbell:

the-lone-midget:

#NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE

#the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands

#neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention

#the wizard prison used to be named after neville longbottom—it used to be called badasskaban

#the sorting hat is no longer used at hogwarts. students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of neville longbottom.#neville longbottom is what’s beyond the veil.

had to reblog it for the new tags

oh my rowling

So…what I’m getting is that Neville is like…Chuck Norris?

No. Wait. Better than Chuck Norris?