You tell 'em girl! No unicorn, no Shakira!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: JustJared

Workers! To the barricades! We must support the struggles of celebrities for their equal rights! And why, after all, should Shakira have to go without a unicorn when Mariah has one? Oh, the injustice! It wounds! I bleed…

Britney Spears Weave got a problem

imaj: Lolebrity

sorse: cvxn:kiamatthews:carlovely:-alykhatesyou

Oh, Britney! Won’t you think of the paparazzi and buy a goddamn hat? I have bath mats that look more like a head of hair than this mess. Next time do NOT get the weave at the mall place that takes food stamps.

Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.

Tom Jones has the blues (Ayyyy)
Nicole Dobernig haz a flamewar! (raincoaster)
Lin Yu Chun cheated by plastic doll! (Shoeblogs)
Ransom note art (ManoloHome)
Truck that, chef! (ManoloFood)
Ask Auntie Plumcake (ManoloBig)
A lil drinkie-poo? (TeenyManolo)
I’m at a loss for a compost metaphor here (ManoloBrides)
A hem! (ManoloMen)
Elvis, now with 75% more Awesome (AgentBedhead)
Brad Pitt’s moneyballs (BusyBeeBlogger)
Taste the Gaga! (CeleBitchy)
Glamour model goes too far down the alphabet (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Happy Restraining Order Day! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
There’s something about Zac (CojoStyle)
Inflation on the Jersey Shore (HaveUHeard)
Wino is regressing to fetal (INeedMyFix)
The Brostitute (Movieline)
Guess the guns (PopBytes)
Phoebie Cates is still 18 (SeriouslyOMG)

Chuck Norris Pants kick butt!

imaj: TheBaffled

Don’t kid yourself. Chuck Norris pants will not only kick your ass, but, this charming vintage ad to the contrary, they WILL bind you. And then leave you to be eaten by rats in a back alley while Chuck fucks your wife.