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Drag King Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow get their grope on

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sorse: DListed

FIRE THAT SHERPA! The news of His Serene Highness Prince Albert‘s engagement has obviously snapped something in Gwyneth Paltrow‘s head; in a desperate attempt to cadge a title before her estrogen dries up, this desperate social climber clings to any handy crossdresser in the belief that a drag king has a real title. Should we tell her Madonna‘s not really a king? She probably already knows she’s not a real singer.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: DListed

I think Big Bird has had a little work done. In other news, I would kill for that jacket. Bet Johnny designed it himself; it does look like I imagine the inside of his head looks. I would wear it to the grocery store in Chinatown and all the little old ladies would go WILD talking about the crazy blonde white girl in the hundred dead birds.

By the way: are you a celebrity/gossip blogger? Rather do drinks than links? Talk to me; I’m starting up a link service for people who’d like to outsource the chore (and be automatically included in link lists). $100 a month gets you a list of links three times a week, minimum 10 links to different blogs. More links, or more frequently, more money, obviously. Every blog that buys into the monthly link service is automatically included in the links, of course, and the more blogs that buy the service the more powerful in terms of Googlejuice and visibility each link will be. Completely custom link lists are also available, but if I’m going to spend two hours looking for links already day in and day out, you’re gonna hafta make it worth my while. Send Viggo with cash.

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