Harvey is a creep and Elwood is a NABBLA victim
imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: 2HeadedSnake
The last thing the bartender heard was a childish voice saying, “Sure, what’s IN a Mickey Finn, Mister Harvey?” and then we didn’t see them again for several years.
Now that we’ve gotten the obligatory Easter post out of the way, let’s get some gossip links out of the way too.
Deflowering virgins on television? Eh, it’s a living for Sandra Rinomato. Does she know Harvey? (Crasstalk)
Spirit Animals: how do they work? Help me choose between Courage Wolf and Sexually Oblivious Rhino as my mascot (raincoaster)
Pitcher? or catcher? The all-important “what to put the booze in” question just in time for picnic season (ManoloFood)
Nigella Lawson undercover. Girlfriend, jihadi chic is NOT how you do a topless beach. (Ayyyy)
This is why cutoffs were invented. There … wait … hmmm? … what was I saying? (Lolebrity)
Win a pair of Whooga boots! Like the FB page and enter to win one of three pairs each month (Whooga)
ScarPenn/SeanJo trouble in paradise? Uh, well duh. And somewhere, Ryan Reynolds chuckles softly. (AgentBedhead)
Why do they put the coke THERE? Playboy Bunnies are dumb, yo. (BusyBeeBlogger)
No, seriously, I thought this was Carrot Top for a second. Someone needs to give Rihanna some conditioner STAT (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Kate Middleton does a discreet Michael Jackson crotch grab, paparazzi fails to notice? (CelebritySmack)
Time’s 100 Most Influential People once again leaves me off the list. I had to beg them. Discretion is everything to me (CelebVIPLounge)
We may get our wish: Snooki is slowly vanishing! Just hang in there till 2020 and she’ll disappear entirely! (DailyStab)
Anything to get laid, eh RPattz? Dreamy McSparklepants reveals his sordid social secrets (EarSucker)
Oh look, it’s old Mae West– oh wait, it’s Xtina. That lingerie must have more technology than a typical NASA launch to keep from self-destructing. That is one whole lotta surface tension (FitFabCeleb)
Honestly, Gaga, that was so ret- … uh, developmentally challenged! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Kanye Kant (run his charity anymore, that is). Kanye West doesn’t care about other people? (HaveUHeard)
So how much DOES it cost to marry a crown prince? It’s important to do the math, people. (HollywoodHiccups)
Gwen Stefani invites science to knock her up. I know any number of labcoated genii who’d be happy to oblige (INeedMyFix)
Everyone loves a man in uniform. Or a hot lesbian. Just as long as they’re doing a Britney lipdub. (MathewGuiver)
The Britney performance the network didn’t want you to see! No, seriously, they went to commercial. (PoorBritney)
James Marsden with cuddly bunnies, chicks, etc. No, seriously, why haven’t you clicked this already? (Swoonworthy)
An Olsen Twin debuts the World’s Ugliest Pants. No seriously, the other one keeps cracking up. Guess who lost the bet in the dressing room? (TheSkinny)
Dances with Scientologists. This guy has been milking that one role for nearly 40 years now (TheSkinnyChic)
