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June 6th, 2011
Hunter S Thompson vs Charlie Sheen

Hunter S Thompson vs Charlie Sheen

imaj: JakeFogelnest

The thing about Hunter S. Thompson is that he took all of that and still came up with his own original words. Never forget that while you’re patting yourself on the back for standing upright and parroting lines, Meat Puppet!

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Batman in Iraq!

May 25th, 2011
Batman thank god you've arrived

Batman thank god you've arrived

imaj: a now-deleted Tumblr. Why do people with good posts do that?

Well, that’s Iraq sorted then!

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Ke$ha, Britney, and Paint Huffer Dude: one of these things is not like the others

May 19th, 2011
Kesha Britney and Paint Huffer Dude

Britney escaped visibly unscathed from the toxic threesome...

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FukYeahBritney, TheSmokingGun

Ke$ha, sweetie, here’s a ProTip: you can’t huff through your eye socket. Britney’s only smiling because she’s laughing at you.

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Happy Mother’s Day from Norman Bates

May 8th, 2011
Norman Bates loves his mother
Norman Bates loves his mother

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: ThisIsntHappiness

Isn’t that sweet? Norman is the platonic ideal of the devoted son, devoted through life and devoted after death to keeping his mother’s memory alive. Why, there’s even a documentary about it. I don’t know why people don’t have more respect for nice boys like Norman, Oedipus and that poor little Eddie Gein.

Musical interlude:

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Rick Springfield makes a wish

May 5th, 2011
Rick Springfield makes a wish

Rick Springfield makes a wish

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Life

Just imagine the conversation he’d have with his lawyer:

I’ve done everything for you, Rick.

Yeah? What kind of fool am I?

Look, while you’re in jail don’t talk to strangers.

But I’ve got to love somebody!

Love is alright tonight.

It’s not an affair of the heart.

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