lolebrity » crime http://lolebrity.net mai lak uv dignitty: let me show u it Wed, 23 May 2012 06:36:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 John (S)Pike(d) http://lolebrity.net/2011/11/22/john-spiked/ http://lolebrity.net/2011/11/22/john-spiked/#comments Wed, 23 Nov 2011 03:11:00 +0000 raincoaster http://lolebrity.net/?p=4376 No Way Jose? Wait, don't get him started on illegal immigrants!

No Way Jose? Wait, don't get him started on illegal immigrants!

img: FuckYeahDementia!!!1!

That’s LIEUTENANT Angry Pig to you, ya dirty hippie!

More fun with Pepper Spray Pig here.

]]> http://lolebrity.net/2011/11/22/john-spiked/feed/ 0 John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson have a question for you http://lolebrity.net/2011/06/30/john-travolta-and-samuel-l-jackson-have-a-question-for-you/ http://lolebrity.net/2011/06/30/john-travolta-and-samuel-l-jackson-have-a-question-for-you/#comments Fri, 01 Jul 2011 00:08:41 +0000 raincoaster http://lolebrity.net/?p=4221 Parseltongue motherfucker

Parseltongue motherfucker. Do you speak it? We've gotta get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane

imaj: VinylIsRetro

That is ONE way to get some motherfucking snakes off a motherfucking plane. And now, for your listening enjoyment, we present Bono performing that immortal musical classic “Someone Tell Sam Jackson He’s My Bro”.

]]> http://lolebrity.net/2011/06/30/john-travolta-and-samuel-l-jackson-have-a-question-for-you/feed/ 1 Julian Assange vs the British Library Corps http://lolebrity.net/2011/06/26/julian-assange-vs-the-british-library-corps/ http://lolebrity.net/2011/06/26/julian-assange-vs-the-british-library-corps/#comments Sun, 26 Jun 2011 22:01:37 +0000 raincoaster http://lolebrity.net/?p=4203 and when you add the compound interest, you're looking at Gitmo

and when you add the compound interest, you're looking at three years in Gitmo

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: commenter File in the JulianAssangeFanciersGuild

You do NOT want to mess with the British Librarian Corps, dude. You’re in enough trouble already.

PS used the second font because it looks rather like his actual handwriting. It’s called “Daniel” by the way, but I estimate we have about five weeks to wait till the fangirl force has tapped its Underemployed Graphic Designer contingent and come up with a “Julian” font of their very own.

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No, fuck YOU, Spiderman!

imaj: SpidermanSpiderman

and then Aunt May washed out his mouth with soap and sent him to his room without any dinner. Peter Parker is the most emo superhero of all time.

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Julian Assange has the moves

Julian Assange has the moves

imaj: JulianAssangeFanciersGuild but I DID stitch it all together.

You just fainted, didn’t you? Well, if you have an ounce of fangirlism, the following (also from JAFG) will utterly, completely finish you off. It’s amazing what a dedicated fangirl can do with Windows Movie Maker and a YouTube account.

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