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Happy New Year 2010 -> 2011

December 31st, 2010
aka Karel Pope

aka Karel Pope

imaj: GeniusPhilsWay

Could I be any readier to say goodbye to this worm’s rectum-sucking, meth-addled, sad/scary clown of a year? No, I think not. Raise a glass of your favorite beverage with me and Judy Garland, and bid adieu and bon débarras to 2010.

Or kill one, as the case may be

or kill one, as the case may be

imaj: snuh

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Dear 2010: Kiss My Ass. Sincerely: Everyone.

Bye Bye, Sweets, I'm dumping you for 2011

Bye Bye, Sweets, I'm dumping you for 2011

imaj: Peek:Keep

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Angry Aniston iz Angry

December 18th, 2010
Angry Aniston iz angry. Also a little drunk, apparently.

Angry Aniston iz angry. Also a little drunk, apparently.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahHollywoodCelebrities

Oh, bitch will FUCK YOU UP, Angie Jo. If she doesn’t pass out first.

where the HELL has raincoaster BEEN, man? (raincoaster)
Mr Depp, those clothes have to come off IMMEDIATELY (Ayyyy)
Jon Hamm has a suggestion for you (lolebrity)
Screw that! (ManoloFood)
The world’s greatest horror movie in the works (AgentBedhead)
Justin Timberlake is high-caliber (BusyBeeBlogger)
Mel Gibson sees MUCH younger woman (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Does Julian Assange make your wiki leak? (CeleBitchy)
First couple to fight over eyeliner custody in court (EvilBeet)
Liz Hurley gets the hell out of my way (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Yes, in fact, that IS So Wrong (HaveUHeard)
Look who got the Royal Snub! (INeedMyFix)
John Stamos, recovering nerd (SeriouslyOMG)

If I may be excused a moment of earnestness (and it’s my blog, so what the hell choice do you have, really?) I’d like to thank the blogs that kept linking to me while I was off sick, especially (in no particular order and with excuses for anyone I’ve forgotten, because I’m still on Demerol): BusyBeeBlogger (above and beyond the call), CelebrityDirtyLaundry,  HaveUHeard, INeedMyFix, GirlsTalkinSmack, and AgentBedhead. If you kept linking and I left you out, just bitch in the comments or on twitter and I’ll hook you up in the next post.

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Joan Crawford for Cosmopolitan Magazine

November 15th, 2010
Joan Crawford's tips for dating down

Joan Crawford's tips for dating down, and this woman has LOTS of experience, as you can see

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: NegativePleasure

My favorite headline from Cosmo was “Does he bore you? How to stay interested!” Oddly, they didn’t say why.

Eight Kilometers, the Justin Bieber Story (raincoaster)
John Cusack films a prequel (Lolebrity)
Paula Deen’s stoner burger (ManoloFood)
Saturday Catherinettes Caption Contest (Ayyyy)
Blade is his backup (AgentBackup)
Britney eats babies? (BusyBeeBlogger)
John Mayer’s latest victim (CeleBitchy)
The poor man’s Joaquin Phoenix hates Aniston too (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Unemployed senior gets a paying job! (CityRag)
Ginnifer Goodwin makes a slip-up (CojoStyle)
Gwyneth Paltrow is Gleeful (DailyStab)
Never Forget! (minor rock singers) (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Rihanna and Colin Farrell are so hot they crashed my Flash player (HaveUHeard)
The Eighties bite back! (INeedMyFix)
Isn’t 14 a bit young for support hose? (JustJared)
BritKink (PoorBritney)
Taylor Momsen Shakes and Bakes (SeriouslyOMG)
Emma Watson is an animal! (ASL)

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Betty White in: What’s My Poison?

November 10th, 2010
Betty White on What's My Poison

Betty White on What's My Poison

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse:  Lily-Mars via JuliaSegal

Betty White has always known the score!

Adolf Hitler, found at last? (raincoaster)

Who’s Sari now, Elizabeth Hurley? (Ayyyy)

Daniel Radcliffe is naked without it (Lolebrity)

Food porn, Yorkshire style (Manolofood)

I need this like I need another hole in the head (ManoloJewelry)

The Big O (GreenManolo)

Knit one, parle two! (CraftyManolo)

No lip from you! (ManoloBeauty)

Madonna has cooties! (AgentBedhead)

Enter the Soundgarden! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Katy Perry’s secret not so secret anymore (CelebDirtyLaundry)

The Dream Team: Cojo and Paula Abdul (CojoStyle)

Pastel on board! (DailyStab)

Get into Grace Kelly’s skirt! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Yes, Carrie Underwood, this makes your ass look fat (HaveUHeard)

Sexiest Men Alive, or: Your Christmas Shopping List (INeedMyFix)

Harry Potter wears Canadian makeup (FabSugar)

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The Ages of Lindsay Lohan

September 27th, 2010
Lindsay Lohan confessions of a teenage drama queen

Lindsay Lohan confessions of an ETERNALLY teenage drama queen

imaj: WorstFuckingIdeas

Teenage? If Lindsay Lohan makes it to 40, she’ll still be exactly the same, no matter how many country club rehabs she attends. And you and I both know she’ll never do Robert Downey Junior time, even though her crimes are worse. Her liver must surely resemble Liza Minnelli’s by now, or the surface of the moon. Then again, she IS Irish, so she’s probably got a spare tucked away in there somewhere.

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