Douchebag New Year's Eve

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New Year’s Eve is the lousiest holiday of the year, FACT (unless you’re Scottish, in which case it is the most awesome). The only good time I ever had was at a party Doug and the Slugs were playing, and Doug Bennett looked out at the audience (who were all in black, as befitted a 90′s crowd) and said, “Looks like a Yuppie funeral! Oh wait; you’re all half-naked too!”

New Year’s Eve is made considerably merrier if you French 75 your Champagne, even if the morning after is made that much more painful. SO WORTH IT.

All in all, 2011 has been a MUCH better year than 2010, so let’s all keep the trend going. It’s Be Nice to Raincoaster Year, officially. I just declared it.

Hunter S Thompson vs Charlie Sheen

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The thing about Hunter S. Thompson is that he took all of that and still came up with his own original words. Never forget that while you’re patting yourself on the back for standing upright and parroting lines, Meat Puppet!

Cheers to O’Bama

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I’ll drink to that!

It's always happy hour at the Crawford house!

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I knew there was a reason I always liked hanging out at Christina’s house.

Let’s raise a glass of something brain-damaging and take a look at some other celebrity moms and their offspring in a Mother’s Day link roundup:

The great Hillary Clinton cover-up (raincoaster)

Mother’s Day food porn (ManoloFood)

Guess the celebrity and her mom (Ayyyy)

Norman Bates LOVES his mommy (Lolebrity)

Rock on: Mother’s Day ditty from Dwayne Johnson (AgentBedhead)

Sheryl Crow’s building her own Partridge Family (BusyBeeBlogger)

That’s it, Bieber! Go to your room! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Sean Penn, you listen to your mother! YOU COME BACK HERE YOUNG MAN!!! (CelebritySmack)

It’s okay, Kate, don’t be jealous. Mom always liked you best (CelebVIPLounge)

Is this woman the fiercest mom on the planet? (CityRag)

Baby Beckham is already colour-coordinated (DailyStab)

Mommy had better get out of rehab soon (EarSucker)

Uh, is this some kind of bizarre Hollywood fertility rite? (FitFabCeleb)

Celebs and their moms on Mother’s Day (HaveUHeard)

Sparklepants and the world’s most famous unwed mother pose (HollywoodHiccups)

Mom Julia Roberts wants to save millions of moms’s lives (INeedMyFix)

Xtina shows off her babyfeed silos (MathewGuiver)

Teen mom Jamie Lynn is scaring me (PoorBritney)

Saluting Sophia Loren, about 40 years late (PopBytes)

Happy mother’s day from Roseanne (SeriouslyOMG)

In certain circles George Clooney’s birthday was also a holiday (SwoonWorthy)

World’s most famous barren womb indulges in Salvation Armani (TheSkinny)

The torch is passed: Madonna’s girl-child releases a single (TheSkinnyChic)

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• PHOTOS: New Celeb Moms Celebrating Their First Mother’s Day (huffingtonpost.com)

Rick Springfield makes a wish

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Just imagine the conversation he’d have with his lawyer:

I’ve done everything for you, Rick.

Yeah? What kind of fool am I?

Look, while you’re in jail don’t talk to strangers.

But I’ve got to love somebody!

Love is alright tonight.

It’s not an affair of the heart.