New Year’s Eve is the lousiest holiday of the year, FACT (unless you’re Scottish, in which case it is the most awesome). The only good time I ever had was at a party Doug and the Slugs were playing, and Doug Bennett looked out at the audience (who were all in black, as befitted a 90′s crowd) and said, “Looks like a Yuppie funeral! Oh wait; you’re all half-naked too!”
All in all, 2011 has been a MUCH better year than 2010, so let’s all keep the trend going. It’s Be Nice to Raincoaster Year, officially. I just declared it.
The thing about Hunter S. Thompson is that he took all of that and still came up with his own original words. Never forget that while you’re patting yourself on the back for standing upright and parroting lines, Meat Puppet!
