Peaches and Heeb: Reunited and it feels like a photo-op

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But seriously, the only things that set Peaches Geldof apart from the rest of her sordid tribe are the chinlessness and the fact that she’s wearing Eli Roth‘s studded cock ring on her wedding finger. Indeed, as I said on another site, thanks to modern aesthetic technology, fugtards like Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis and Snooki are actually rendered presentable; however, the ongoing trainwreck of Peaches Geldof shows us that it can go only so far.

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Kosher!

so who is possessing whom here, Eli?

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That’s a direct quote from the interview. You’ve gotta luv the sub-header on Forbes:

The director-producer-actor on why the devil prefers to invade the bodies of young girls.

It’s rather perfect, since Roth, shown here with professional celebutard Peaches Geldof (she of the inverted cross tattoo), appears to identify strongly with the world’s greatest anti-hero.

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And wow, come to think of it Eli’s looking pretty rough, too.

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This year’s fun couple look like last year’s felony conviction.

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Hey, at least she’s wearing the brand. Miss Ultimo! Right atop the bloody bandage over the spot where she (allegedly) shot horse. Way to represent, girlfriend!

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