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Paris Hilton’s mug shot

August 28th, 2010

It's a good thing she'd just gotten her hair and makeup done or this would look like a still from a tv special on dromedaries

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: LVPD via TMZ

Sad to say, there is NO comma missing from the title; this is just another celebutante mug shot, in this case for Paris Hilton‘s latest arrest on coke possession charges. Who here thinks she was jealous of Lohan getting all the attention and borrowed some hapless assistant’s “coke purse” for a staged arrest? It reminds me of when her movie House of Wax came out; a random genius whose name escapes me put it well when he said, “Ten bucks to watch Paris Hilton die? I’m SO THERE!”

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Eat, Braiiinnnnnssssss, Love

August 15th, 2010

Julia Roberts seeks brains

imaj: MeritBadger

This seems vastly superior to the original. In fact, it seems vastly superior to every Julia Roberts film ever made. As someone once said of Paris Hilton’s House of Wax, “Ten bucks to watch her die? Bargain!!!”