Nicole Richie is a burger queen on the scene like a tambourine with Charlie Sheen

imaj: ParisNotFrance

Yes, Nicole. At least, as much as you ever did.

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Heidi Montag is no longer biodegradeable, just degraded

Imaj: CellarDoor via MercuryPDX

Heidi used to be a simple, homespun girl. Now (in the words of Pamela Anderson, who aught to know) if she got too close to a candle, she’d melt.

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