lolebrity

Pick that up and put it back where it belongs

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Ayyyy

You know, I hate blogging about the Kardashians. The patriarch got famous as a pal and lawyer of a famous wrongful death suit loser, the daughter got famous because of a sex tape and stays famous because of her ass, and the others are famous because…because television has run out of interesting people to feature? Ya got me.

But, to anyone who offers me a good punchline, the least I can do in my gratitude is to blog about them. So, thanks, Kim. Now pick that up this instant! Have you never heard of yoga?

It's a good thing she'd just gotten her hair and makeup done or this would look like a still from a tv special on dromedaries

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: LVPD via TMZ

Sad to say, there is NO comma missing from the title; this is just another celebutante mug shot, in this case for Paris Hilton‘s latest arrest on coke possession charges. Who here thinks she was jealous of Lohan getting all the attention and borrowed some hapless assistant’s “coke purse” for a staged arrest? It reminds me of when her movie House of Wax came out; a random genius whose name escapes me put it well when he said, “Ten bucks to watch Paris Hilton die? I’m SO THERE!”

so who is possessing whom here, Eli?

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: pic: Zimbio quote: Forbes

That’s a direct quote from the interview. You’ve gotta luv the sub-header on Forbes:

The director-producer-actor on why the devil prefers to invade the bodies of young girls.

It’s rather perfect, since Roth, shown here with professional celebutard Peaches Geldof (she of the inverted cross tattoo), appears to identify strongly with the world’s greatest anti-hero.