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Cannot Be Unheard: Obama Earworm

March 11th, 2011

You’re gonna hate me for this.

Obama self! Don't wanna be! Obama Self! Sing it with me!

Obama self! Don't wanna be! Obama Self! ANYMORE! Sing it with me!

imaj: blob

Now you’re gonna hafta Rickroll yourself and read all these gossip links to get it out of your head.

I’d be the filling in a Steve Jobs/Jeff Goldblum sandwich (Lolebrity)

The Lord of the Kingdom of the Undead does not approve of this floozy (Ayyyy)

Roundup of news from Japan (raincoaster)

Matthew McConaughey is turning into a greyhound before our eyes (AgentBedhead)

Joan Jett is better than RedBull (BusyBeeBlogger)

Olivia Wilde thinks she can upgrade from an Italian prince (CelebDirtyLaundry)

She looks like Crispin Glover in an Edith Prickley costume (CelebritySmack)

Lindsay Lohan will stop at nothing (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Chef? (DailyStab)

Disney is REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel (EarSucker)

They may be immortal, but they’re still not taking any chances (FitFabCeleb)

Scary clownceleb faces (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Celebrities care! Or at least fake it plausibly! (HaveUHeard)

The latest in celebrity injustices (HollywoodHiccups)

Tony Dunzo (INeedMyFix)

Justin Timberlake has a new plus one (MathewGuiver)

Martha Stewart is a surrogramma (TheSkinny)

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Bad Dogg!

March 10th, 2011
Snoop Dogg is avatarded

Don't, Dogg

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: MegazordRIP

No milk bones for you. And no brownies either!

The Booze Reaper (Manolofood)

V for Vogue! (Ayyyy)

Dr Drew’s got 99 problems (Lolebrity)

James Bond in drag (raincoaster)

The latest has-been to pull a Joaquin Phoenix (AgentBedhead)

Hunk dumps troll (BusyBeeBlogger)

Thetans Strike Back! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

OMG a celebrity who’s clean? (CelebrityVIPLounge)

Mariah Carey’s night of mommyglamour (CelebritySmack)

But will she be naked or neurotically sweary? Enquiring minds want to know (DailyStab)

Appearing on FunnyOrDie is not “Winning” (EarSucker)

Robert Pattinson run off the road (FitFabCeleb)

Arwen vs Kanye (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Latest Awful Celebrity Couple (HaveUHeard)

Putting the “hipster” in “Vampire” (HollywoodHiccups)

I guess I’m not getting that job then (INeedMyFix)

Brad, those shades are the Pitts (MathewGuiver)

Britney vs Bullies (PoorBritney)

Theft tapes are the new sex tapes (TheSkinnyChic)

 

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Happy Valentines, from Eli Roth and Brad Pitt!

February 14th, 2011
Inglorious Valentines

Inglorious Valentines

imaj: WildAtHeartAndWeirdOnTop via Brosnakes

And Happy Valentine’s Day from Lolebrity, too. Mwah, darling, you look wonderful!

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Angry Aniston iz Angry

December 18th, 2010
Angry Aniston iz angry. Also a little drunk, apparently.

Angry Aniston iz angry. Also a little drunk, apparently.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahHollywoodCelebrities

Oh, bitch will FUCK YOU UP, Angie Jo. If she doesn’t pass out first.

where the HELL has raincoaster BEEN, man? (raincoaster)
Mr Depp, those clothes have to come off IMMEDIATELY (Ayyyy)
Jon Hamm has a suggestion for you (lolebrity)
Screw that! (ManoloFood)
The world’s greatest horror movie in the works (AgentBedhead)
Justin Timberlake is high-caliber (BusyBeeBlogger)
Mel Gibson sees MUCH younger woman (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Does Julian Assange make your wiki leak? (CeleBitchy)
First couple to fight over eyeliner custody in court (EvilBeet)
Liz Hurley gets the hell out of my way (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Yes, in fact, that IS So Wrong (HaveUHeard)
Look who got the Royal Snub! (INeedMyFix)
John Stamos, recovering nerd (SeriouslyOMG)

If I may be excused a moment of earnestness (and it’s my blog, so what the hell choice do you have, really?) I’d like to thank the blogs that kept linking to me while I was off sick, especially (in no particular order and with excuses for anyone I’ve forgotten, because I’m still on Demerol): BusyBeeBlogger (above and beyond the call), CelebrityDirtyLaundryHaveUHeard, INeedMyFix, GirlsTalkinSmack, and AgentBedhead. If you kept linking and I left you out, just bitch in the comments or on twitter and I’ll hook you up in the next post.

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That’s SIR Bun Kingsley!

November 17th, 2010
Sir Bun Kingsley

Countdown to Christian Slater getting the beat down...

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TheHumanzee

Hoo boy, SOMEBODY’s getting the beat-down in a sec. Guess blithely oblivious Christian Slater here didn’t see Sexy Beast.

Old McDonald had a problem… (raincoaster)
Draco Malfoy cleans up good (Ayyyy)
The Andy Warhol New York City Diet (ManoloFood)
Joan Crawford’s dating tips (Lolebrity)
Il fait suffrir pour etre belle (ManoloBeauty)
Spoons are a girl’s best friend? (CraftyManolo)
A clever bale-out for the recession (GreenManolo)
When Dina Lohan has to tell you how to behave, you KNOW you’re in trouble (AgentBedhead)
Kellan Lutz has Madonna arms! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Even St. Angelina can’t save Bosnia (CeleBitchy)
Tony Danza heckles a priest at a funeral (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Canuckistan corners teh sex-ay (DailyStab)
Chupa schtupped (DListed)
Beyonce is bad! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Eva Longoria Foursome (HaveUHeard)
You don’t have to be crazy to hate Bristol Palin (INeedMyFix)
Harry Potter finds his dead parents alive! (SeriouslyOMG)

Posted in Ben Kingsley, Brangelina Clan, celebrity, celebutard, Christian Slater, entertainment, fashion, links, lol, lolebrity, movies, music, television | Comments (4)

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