Jack Kerouac is situated upon the public thoroughfare
imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: NoSoonerSaid
When he was three, his uncle told him to go play on the road, and Jack was always a literal-minded bastard.
Speaking of which, here are some celebrities we wouldn’t mind sending out to play on the 401:
Paul Rudd, birthday boy (raincoaster)
Lindsay Lohan’s staple food (ManoloFood)
Carrie Fisher captures your captions! (Ayyyy)
Angelina not so Jolie (Lolebrity)
Beastie Boys have got to fight! for the right! to remake material from 20 years ago (AgentBedhead)
John Legend is my imaginary boyfriend even if he does love Adele and golf (BusyBeeBlogger)
Kate and William are bringing my invite in person (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Nicki Minaj is trying to muscle in on Carrie’s caption game (CelebritySmack)
Mandy Moore, the extreme closeup is NOT your friend (CelebVIPLounge)
Oregon: Greatest state or GREATEST STATE? (CityRag)
Keanu Reeves has big plans for your sex life (DailyStab)
Hugh Hefner takes a load off my mind (EarSucker)
Nicky Hilton appears to be chilly (FitFabCeleb)
Solange Knowles in: Who Invited HER? (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Pia J’adore (HaveUHeard)
Helen’s Magical Bosom (HollywoodHiccups)
Katherine Heigl is about to piss off the Knitting Lobby (INeedMyFix)
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at who he gives it to (MathewGuiver)
Adele vs Britney (PoorBritney)
The Bride of Wildenstein lives! (PopBytes)
Hottest Male Athletes for your aesthetic appreciation (SwoonWorthy)
Kate Moss uses her mouth for something (TheSkinny)
Justin Bieber, keepin’ it teal (TheSkinnyChic)
was wrong. Must be the sexy frames, eh?
