@sicklove @girltaristhan Y'all can carry on this conversation if you like. I'm just "you can't talk race with Americans or Sicklove". Period 34 minutes ago
Keep calm and are you fucking kidding me? Wil Wheaton the individual may be hand-carved of conflict-free Swarovski diamonds mined by off-duty Peace Corps virgins, but Wesley Crusher the snide little know-it-all was one of the most intolerable, smugly festering shits ever to poison the airwaves, the very embodiment of the Cousin Oliver Principle. Also: am even I a big enough famewhore to post a “Keep Calm and raincoaster On” poster?
Poor David Furnish has his work cut out for him: obviously Sir Elton is still torn up about our momentary server difficulties, but we’re all better now. Someone needs to guide him through the stages of grief. Perhaps he needs some gossip links to distract him? Oh, Sir Elton, you can count on us!
Yes, it was Winston Churchill who said that. You’d think a star like Colin Firth could hire a writer who wouldn’t plagiarize! Oh well, why should we quibble when we agree with the sentiment completely? It seems that the website had a narrow escape from death last night, and our poor, late image server didn’t make it out alive. What this means to you, gentle reader, is that every image prior to New Year’s Day, 2011 is still up, and I have to get re-uploading all the ones in the week since. Until then, enjoy the Archives, and don’t take any wooden modems!
Edited to add Benedict Cumberbatch impersonating Alan Rickman singing “Candle in the Wind” because who could resist this?
Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.
Brigitte would like to let you know that raincoaster, our lolmistress, is on vacation and thus our regular link roundups are suspended. Normal posts may also be suspended, depending on our Margarita situation. Hang in there; we’ll be back as normal as ever (???) on Monday the 21st of June.
who said that. You’d think a star like 
