Countess Arianna vs Tina Brown. This time she may have bitten off more than she can chew.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Gawker

I love how Tina Brown is easily keeping her vicious fangs at bay with an upraised hand and the whispered Words Of Power:

“Si always liked me best.”

Keep Calm and Crusher On

imaj: Wesl- uh, sorry, WilWheaton

Keep calm and are you fucking kidding me? Wil Wheaton the individual may be hand-carved of conflict-free Swarovski diamonds mined by off-duty Peace Corps virgins, but Wesley Crusher the snide little know-it-all was one of the most intolerable, smugly festering shits ever to poison the airwaves, the very embodiment of the Cousin Oliver Principle. Also: am even I a big enough famewhore to post a “Keep Calm and raincoaster On” poster?

Okay, MAYBE!

Proof:

YAY!

Heel Shoot! Karl Lagerfeld is a loose cannon.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FatKarl

Notorious loose cannon Karl Lagerfeld is armed and fabulous!

Let’s check out some of the other fatally chic celebs around the web.

The Gospel according to Don Cherry (raincoaster)

Andre Leon Talley vs Cthulhu in the fashion wars (Ayyyy)

Fashion Fascist vs Art Ninja: who will survive? (Lolebrity)

Cinco de Mayo: Let there be Carnitas! (Manolofood)

Suri Cruise beats out that tatty Kate Middleton for Best Dressed (AgentBedhead)

America’s Royal Wedding is on: are you on the list? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Marie Osmond’s post-Easter miracle: resurrecting her first marriage (CelebDirtyLaundry)

The rear view looks like the moons of Jupiter, in hammer pants (CelebritySmack)

The Parachute Club aren’t dead: they’ve just become this woman’s stylists (CelebVIPLounge)

Don’t mess with the Donald! (CityRag)

Jesse James secures his place in the hearts of American women (DailyStab)

Congratulations, Mariah. It’s a noun and an adjective! (EarSucker)

RIP Perry White (FitFabCeleb)

An Unforgettable Writer’s Farewell (Gawker)

Busted! These celebs are total mugs (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Hey, Abbottabad! Jon Stewart is on first, second, third and home base (HaveUHeard)

Zsa Zsa is back! in the hospital (HollywoodHiccups)

Will they be changing the name to “The Real Divorcees of Beverly Hills?” (INeedMyFix)

The Cokorexia Twins leave Global HQ (MathewGuiver)

Britney makes a blogger cry!! (PoorBritney)

Colin Firth wspieolsiigeou what was I saying? (SwoonWorthy)

imaj: commenter Panzer78 on Gawker

Yeaaaaah, he’s gonna need you to just go ahead and stay in all weekend trying to figure out how to use the damn website.

Too insidery? Who cares, it’s hilarious if you’ve been following the radioactive fallout on the ongoing makeover at Gawker.

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Elton John had a hard time during the outage at Lolebrity

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: LifeInItaly

Poor David Furnish has his work cut out for him: obviously Sir Elton is still torn up about our momentary server difficulties, but we’re all better now. Someone needs to guide him through the stages of grief. Perhaps he needs some gossip links to distract him? Oh, Sir Elton, you can count on us!

Pointless Internet Drama, I wish I could quit you (raincoaster)

Good Mourning! (Ayyyy)

Colin Firth’s face AND Alan Rickman’s voice, in one post! (Lolebrity)

Toni Collette vs Coldplay (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse goes Full Brazilian (BusyBeeBlogger)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom welcome world’s most beautiful baby (CeleBitchy)

Amy Winehouse is wearing an awfully tall belt (NSFW) (CelebDirtyLaundry)

It’s Ted Williams’ world; we just live in it (CelebritySmack)

Detouched Celebrities (CityRag)

He’s still a douchebag, but he’s an awfully decorative one when he’s nekkid (DailyStab)

Robert Pattinson doesn’t know who he is (FitFabCeleb)

Celebrity pizzaface (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Jane Krakowski is packing babeh (HaveUHeard)

Kardashian Kard Konflict! (INeedMyFix)

Britney leaks! (PoorBritney)

The evolution of the fashion blogger (PopBytes)

Drew Barrymore narrowly escaped from Borat, it seems (TheSkinny)

Kim Kardashian has a big mouth (SeriouslyOMG)