Michelle Obama vs Wilson and the score ain't love

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Gawker

You just KNOW the girls are actually laughing at her shoes. Girl, those are not working.

Vancouver Riot Couple Make Out Not War

imaj: Lolebrity although we stole the joke from MissManifesto
sorse: Richard Lam at Getty via TheAtlantic

Now THAT is the Vancouver I know! Between this and Kimli’s immortal sculpture “Vancouver Riots in Lego” I think we’ve pretty much redeemed ourselves, don’t you?

PS: it’s a meme. You know what to do.

This is my fave:

Vangroover Couple at Tiannenmen Square which I have probably misspelled

Bruce Lee hates living in Canada

imaj: Brosnakes

Bruce Lee actually taught martial arts for a semester in my community centre, on his way to Hollywood. If you want to learn good martial arts, go to the Chinese community centre in your town. #Protip

Vaughn Down Thirteen to Go

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: GoCanucksGo

The poor guy. Maybe he should go watch an Owen Wilson movie or something? DEFINITELY he should stop watching his team being crushed by the invincible juggernaut that is my team. Yeah, he should just stay out of the arena for, oh, say, for the rest of the playoffs!

Haters gonna hate Canucks

imaj: GoCanucksGo, again

Now that we’ve had a rare athletic moment here on Lolebrity, let’s get back to making fun of dopey celebutards, as we usually do. But first, you’ll need a bracing beverage, so see the first link for everything you always wanted to know about Martini glasses but were afraid to ask.

Tee Many Martoonis (ManoloFood)

Spa No Go? Oh. (raincoaster)

Marilyn Monroe conquers the world! (Ayyyy)

Is this how the Spears family started? (Lolebrity)

Tom Cruise sees red (AgentBedhead)

And it turns out he’s not even related to Viggo! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Evan Rachel Wood lives up to his name (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Vanessa Hudgens in tampon chain fashion tragedy (CelebritySmack)

And then Trump asked for its birth certificate (CelebVIPLounge)

Joey Ramone lives on. On white trash (CityRag)

NPH has double trouble (DailyStab)

How many celebutards does it take to dance on the head of a mushroom? (DippedInCream)

Oh, Aniston, it’s SO mutual (EarSucker)

Mike Tyson is serious about this yoga thing, too (FitFabCeleb)

Elizabeth Hurley will never age. STOP IT ALREADY, BITCH! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Let me get this straight…If you sleep under Miley Cyrus’ armpits, you will never have nightmares? (HaveUHeard)

JSimp wigs out (HollywoodHiccups)

Shack up with Glee! (INeedMyFix)

Royal Wedding rehearsal shocker! (MathewGuiver)

Nicki Minaj drops the dildo for Britney (PoorBritney)

Fergie drops the “D-List Bomb” on the TSA (PopBytes)

Huh? Seriously? Kirstie Alley was onstage at the same time? (Swoonworthy)

Miley Cyrus appears to have a shin cellulite problem??? (TheSkinny)

Who you gonna call? BILL FREAKIN MURRAY THAT'S WHO!!!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TheDailyWhat

Trust a guy like Bill Murray to have a work ethic that demands he show up, in uniform, even decades after the last gasp of the franchise.

Guess the Goth (Ayyyy)
Bieber-bashing, a sport for the whole famdamily! (CelebrityBeehive)
Jerry Lewis has the secret to happiness (raincoaster)
Vladimir Putin vs Conde Nasty (Lolebrity)
Cthulhu vs Jackass (AgentBedhead)
As god is my witness, I thought NFL has-beens could fly (BusyBeeBlogger)
Celine Dion is keeping her fingers AND legs crossed (CeleBitchy)
Mad Men spoilers don’t make ME angry (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Death to Duckface! (CityRag)
By the ghost of Auntie Grizelda!!! (SeriouslyOMG)
Latoya is a vision…(Cojostyle)
Tyra Banks kidnaps teen sex addict? (DailyStab)
Fembot popstar NO this isn’t about Pussycat Dolls (DListed)
Yes, Colin, we still remember the Britney thing (LaineyGossip)
Save the boobies!!! (INeedMyFix)
Kate Hudson with a pretty dress and a face full of Botox (JustJared)
Johnny Depp continues path to canonization (PerezHilton)
Cindy Crawford is still Cindy Freaking Crawford (PopBytes)