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Paul the Psychic Octopus Faces Uncertain Future

July 12th, 2010

Paul the Psychic Octopus soon to seek UN protection

imaj: lolebrity well, I only collaged them akshuly

sorse: Upper: mattchew03, Lower fuckyeahoctopus:misschanandlerbong: iwantcupcakes: fuckyeahfunnythings: maybeimdreaming: sleazytiger: mrgiggles: justanothertuesday: target-neutralized: ant0ni0: out-gayed-myself: electromovimiento: seewhatyouwant: tejemaneje: (via paintwall)

Poor Paul; he only wanted to use his powers for good, and now look at him. Also see: that poor kid in The Rocking Horse Winner. Yeah, that didn’t turn out so well either.

Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.

And now, to your psychically enhanced gossip links (“psychically?” Seriously? You spell it like that? Okay, Mozilla, whatever you say):

Friday Caption Contest: La Cage aux Fashion Edition (Ayyyy)
Celebutweet of the day: Mel Gibson (TrueSlant)
Don’t stop till you’ve got enough (raincoaster)
The magical healing power of shoes! (ShoeBlogs)
Not exactly the Dove of Peace (ManoloBig)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Bale vs Day Lewis
The sweet smell of Success! (ManoloMen)
George Carlin was prescient (ManoloFood)
Reincarnating furniture (ManoloHome)
If Donnie Darko had lived, this would have been his wedding cake (ManoloBrides)
Kim Cattrall’s dream comes true (BusyBeeBlogger)
Vampires crushed by super-villain (CeleBitchy)
Switzerland is NO place for a family vacation! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Pro-Am pornstar challenge! (CelebritySmack)
Brad Pitt once again beautiful beyond the lot of mortals (DListed)
The most mind-boggling piece of clothing in the history of the world (FourFour)
The Dream is over for Christina Milian (GabbyBabble)
Angelina defends her celebucub fashionista (HaveUHeard)
Pamela Anderson is going back in time! (EvilBeet)
Cindy Crawford is not mortal! (INeedMyFix)
But Betty White IS a god! (Movieline)
Prince Harry’s ex downgrades to reality tv (UKPopSugar)
How can you be so messed up you get fired from being a rehab patient? (PopBytes)
The King and Queen of America (SeriouslyOMG)
Who got cheated on the Emmy Nominations? (SquareEyes)

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Johnny Weir presents: Big Bird’s new look links

May 19th, 2010

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: DListed

I think Big Bird has had a little work done. In other news, I would kill for that jacket. Bet Johnny designed it himself; it does look like I imagine the inside of his head looks. I would wear it to the grocery store in Chinatown and all the little old ladies would go WILD talking about the crazy blonde white girl in the hundred dead birds.

By the way: are you a celebrity/gossip blogger? Rather do drinks than links? Talk to me; I’m starting up a link service for people who’d like to outsource the chore (and be automatically included in link lists). $100 a month gets you a list of links three times a week, minimum 10 links to different blogs. More links, or more frequently, more money, obviously. Every blog that buys into the monthly link service is automatically included in the links, of course, and the more blogs that buy the service the more powerful in terms of Googlejuice and visibility each link will be. Completely custom link lists are also available, but if I’m going to spend two hours looking for links already day in and day out, you’re gonna hafta make it worth my while. Send Viggo with cash.