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Amy Winehouse is all for freedom of expression!

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Wenn via CeleBitchy

As a Cultural Creative, total freedom of expression is critically important to tastemaker Amy Winehouse. She is seen here expressing herself freely on an unsuspecting doorway, which was later burned for public safety reasons.

And now, by way of unicorn chaser, here is a video of puppehs expressing themselves to a Bach soundtrack.

zombie pop stars by ben brown

imaj: thedailywhat: Ben Brown: streetanatomy

It’s true. They never die, they just become material for muzak compilations, which is a far greater tragedy when you think about it. And now, to today’s zombie-themed gossip roundup:

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Hollywood’s cruellest special effect (Ayyyy)
Keith Richards is a zombie (raincoaster)
raincoaster on the radio! (TheShebeenClub)
This blind item leads to undying infamy for “Interesting Nickname” (AgentBedhead)
Kanye wants braiiiinnssssssssssss! (AmyGrindhouse)
Zombie Karl Lagerfeld rolls with a hot pants posse (BusyBeeBlogger)
The Mummy speaks: backtracks (CeleBitchy)
Would a silver bullet work on this one? She MUST BE STOPPED (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The timeless (and possibly immortal) Osbourne family (CelebritySmack)
Crunk is not dead (CityRag)
It’s the END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (CojoStyle)
Wrestlers fail the immortality test (CelebrityFashionWatcher)
Conan rises from the dead! (DailyStab)
The Mommy Speaks! (DListed)
Undying divas: JLo and LTay (Lainey)
He’s no druggy, he just heard they were preservatives! (EvilBeet)
Presenting the pagan priestess of pop (GoFugYourself)
The Eternal Empress of Romcom slaughters Bill O’Reilly (HaveUHeard)
Jersey Shore sacrifices your childhood dreams (IBBB)
The Ladyparts That Will Not Die just swallowed another victim (JustJared)
Interview with the vampire (MovieLine)
The JLo rumour that refuses to die! (PerezHilton)
How to make a Frankenstein monster (PoorBritney)
Paris attacked by android body parts (PopBytes)
Sneak a peek at Supernatural! (SeriouslyOMG)

Dudeism

imaj: Baffled

The Dude, he abideth.

He also giveth me an excuse to tell you about the time I sat next to Jeff Bridges at the racetrack in Vancouver. It was last year in the midsummer, the sun was out (for once), the day was warm, the view was exquisite, and somehow (I can’t remember how it came about) I got chatting with the nice, good-looking couple at the next table. It wasn’t a terribly memorable subject, for I cannot remember what we talked about, but I do remember that after my other friends arrived and we all got chatting amongst ourselves, the talk turned to celebrities, and who was the biggest celebrity you’d ever seen. Well, I knew who was at the next table because I recognized him but didn’t say anything. Well, I did say something: I said that when I was at the Bacara Resort I was one table over from Oprah, and at that, the nice, good-looking couple at the next table picked up their things and moved away.

Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.

Gravity: I haz it (raincoaster)
Chuck Berry <3 Mommybloggers (raincoastermedia)
I mean it: comment NOW! (Ayyyy)
Poetry Wednesday (Shoeblogs)
That’s just cheesy (ManoloFood)
NO logo, yo! (ManoloBig)
Is that a G-roll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (ManoloMen)
Snoop and Seal, together again for the first time (TeenyManolo)
Ring burner (ManoloBrides)
Cutesville, USA (ManoloHome)
Lady Gaga’s true nature revealed (TheOnion)
Richard and Bruce have some differences (YouTube)
The sweet (?) smell of Denise Richards for Secret Deodorant (SeriouslyOMG)
Tara Reid’s bad outlook (PopBytes)
Britney’s comeback, by the numbers (PoorBritney)
Crazy couple: Ernest Hemingway and Lindsay Lohan (RadarOnline)
Alexander Skarsgard does his best to turn Annie Leibovitz straight (ASocialiteLife)
Dannii Minogue’s post-partum ScarJo ‘do debuts (UKPopSugar)
The Queen of the World is dead; long live the Queen of the World II (Movieline)
Zac Efron, topless (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
The two most irritating celebrities in the world together at last! (JustJared)
Presenting the Clitorati (GoFugYourself)
Just another night in the trailer park (IBBB)
American Idol: In like a lion, out like a has-been (INeedMyFix)
Nicole Kidman’s Forehead of Doom is back (HaveUHeard)
But Kesha, we ALL are (GabbyBabble)
The greatest threat to youth in our time (HolyMoly)
Chuck Berry’s favorite video (FourFour)
Selina Gomez has an interesting PA (EvilBeet)
The absolute opposite of the Zac Efron post above (DailyStab)
St Angelina flagellated (CojoStyle)
Joan Collins and Ivana Trump Whatever Whatever Boytoy Whatever together again for the first time (CelebritySmack)
Katy Perry is hunting out of her league (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Try 2b moar grammatickle (CelebCosmeticSurgery)
Celebrity Soduku (CelebrityBeehive)
“I was inventing the internet at the time” is NOT an alibi, Al (CeleBitchy)
Tom Jones finally released it, let it go (BusyBeeBlogger)
Taylor Momsen without makeup (AmyGrindhouse)
Celebrating National Barbie in a Blender Day (AgentBedhead)